From: Dark_Spiral | #454
Hey Scept, I was the guy that made your father commit suicide.
That's why. I knew you were once you started talking about being a reporter, but it was too late then. It's so sad, I wanted to use my cool powers.
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"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero." -Vaarsuvius, Order of the Stick