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Topic	Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)
Tom Bombadil 02/04/20 7:19:43 PM #465:	ECW PRESENTS HARDCORE HEAVEN Saturday, Wk. 3, June 1996 Heyman comes out to inform the crowd that Jericho couldn't even be bothered to show up for his big title match tonight- typical of these Network punks! Instead, he's putting some REAL ECW guys in the title match: Sabu and Mark Henry! And that match...is right now! (C) Sabu and Henry's rivalry continues, with both too focused on each other to properly put the champ away. Scorpio puts them both through the announce table with a top rope legdrop that doesn't look like it worked out well for anybody. Scorpio covers Sabu in an awkward finish shortly thereafter. (B-; Scorpio fully ruptures his triceps tendon; Henry contracts Costochondritis; Tom learns more random medical terms) La Parka gesticulates enthusiastically at a bikini contest. Beulah doesn't really want to be there, but wins anyway. Woman gives her the stinkeye. (C+) Saturn gets his shot at Taz's TV title. A good effort with lots of mat wrestling, but the champ retains. (C-) Tag Titles are up next, with the Pitbulls taking on Stevie and Christian. The youngsters are revved up, but come up sort, with Stevie eating the pin. (D) Christian yells at Stevie afterwards, then slaps him and leaves. (D+) Kronus was apparently feeling left out watching his partner get a title shot, so he gets the Rock instead. Rock puts him away rather easily. (D+) Cactus Jack promised a partner tonight with whom he'll challenge the Network AND the Wolfpac! The only man crazy enough to do that is...of course....TERRY FUNK. (B) Scott Steiner also bailed tonight, so Chavo will be teaming with Rick, and Whipwreck and Douglas will be the Wolfpac pairing. Cactus and Funk go back much farther than the other teams, and have a much bigger mean streak than even the heels. That serves them well, as they are able to weather the chaos and just scrap their way to a win. (B) Windham and Dreamer get the main event slot unexpectedly, and underpreform a bit if we're being honest. The former friends(?) beat the heck out of each other, but Windham has a bit more in the tank tonight, and outlasts Dreamer. (C-) Overall: C- SUCCESS War: 20/15 (unless somebody wants to argue Chainsaw Charlie not counting?) 5tar: 11/15 Maniac: 8/15 Sultan: 6/15 Maniac: 100/129 eaed: 61/110 War: 54/51 Sultan: 40/74 Lopen: 15/13 CPU: 10/22 5tar: 16/24 Surgery on Scorpio's tendon failed and made his injury worse I was gonna go with Maniac's start a feud idea, but a better one has presented itself. I don't really want to be champ-less for three months, so @Maniac64 gets to pick one person to get a shot at the title! I'm not committing to having them win or having it be a one-on-one match, but they'll at the very least be in a world title match! --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Radiant wings as the skies rejoice, arise, and illuminate the morn. <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:933938410] in Extremely ... [t:77161703]...</cite> <quote>ECW PRESENTS HARDCORE HEAVEN Saturday, Wk. 3, June 1996 Heyman comes out to inform the crowd that Jericho couldn't even be bothered to show up for his big title match tonight- typical of these Network punks! Instead, he's putting some REAL ECW guys in the title match: Sabu and Mark Henry! And that match...is right now! (C) Sabu and Henry's rivalry continues, with both too focused on each other to properly put the champ away. Scorpio puts them both through the announce table with a top rope legdrop that doesn't look like it worked out well for anybody. Scorpio covers Sabu in an awkward finish shortly thereafter. (B-; Scorpio fully ruptures his triceps tendon; Henry contracts Costochondritis; Tom learns more random medical terms) La Parka gesticulates enthusiastically at a bikini contest. Beulah doesn't really want to be there, but wins anyway. Woman gives her the stinkeye. (C+) Saturn gets his shot at Taz's TV title. A good effort with lots of mat wrestling, but the champ retains. (C-) Tag Titles are up next, with the Pitbulls taking on Stevie and Christian. The youngsters are revved up, but come up sort, with Stevie eating the pin. (D) Christian yells at Stevie afterwards, then slaps him and leaves. (D+) Kronus was apparently feeling left out watching his partner get a title shot, so he gets the Rock instead. Rock puts him away rather easily. (D+) Cactus Jack promised a partner tonight with whom he'll challenge the Network AND the Wolfpac! The only man crazy enough to do that is...of course....TERRY FUNK. (B) Scott Steiner also bailed tonight, so Chavo will be teaming with Rick, and Whipwreck and Douglas will be the Wolfpac pairing. Cactus and Funk go back much farther than the other teams, and have a much bigger mean streak than even the heels. That serves them well, as they are able to weather the chaos and just scrap their way to a win. (B) Windham and Dreamer get the main event slot unexpectedly, and underpreform a bit if we're being honest. The former friends(?) beat the heck out of each other, but Windham has a bit more in the tank tonight, and outlasts Dreamer. (C-) Overall: C- SUCCESS War: 20/15 (unless somebody wants to argue Chainsaw Charlie not counting?) 5tar: 11/15 Maniac: 8/15 Sultan: 6/15 Maniac: 100/129 eaed: 61/110 War: 54/51 Sultan: 40/74 Lopen: 15/13 CPU: 10/22 5tar: 16/24 Surgery on Scorpio's tendon failed and made his injury worse I was gonna go with Maniac's start a feud idea, but a better one has presented itself. I don't really want to be champ-less for three months, so @Maniac64 gets to pick one person to get a shot at the title! I'm not committing to having them win or having it be a one-on-one match, but they'll at the very least be in a world title match! --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Radiant wings as the skies rejoice, arise, and illuminate the morn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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