1 can be fixed by the nod and smile. The more problematic version is:
That awkward moment when someone nods and smiles in your direction and you're not sure if it was at the person behind you or if you forgot who that person is.
Edit: Also that awkward moment when someone says "Hey, <your name> how's it going?" and you forgot theirs.
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