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So I rode my bike over to this little grocery store during my break at work to get some snacks and after an uneventful 3 minute ride lock up my bike in front. Some old crone comes up to me and says "You need to pay more attention to what you're doing, I nearly hit you back there" waving vaguely towards the parking lot with a nasty look on her face.

Taken slightly off guard I just asked what she was talking about but she ignored me and went into the store. That was her fatal mistake. If she had just explained herself I might have let it slide but ignoring me after a quip like that? I followed her in and said again louder, "So are you going to elaborate because I don't remember any close calls on the way here." She scoffed and I continued with my classic 180 attitude change "Are you sure you weren't seeing things you senile old bitch? You're certainly too old to be driving but I don't know if your brain is literally rotting yet."

She stopped in her tracks but didn't dare say a word back as I went about my shopping normally. I don't care who it is, man, woman, child, old husk, anyone who comes at me wrong is going to get the same treatment until they learn not to mess with me.

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