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Hold up. This is for real? There are currently actual human beings donating their resources to these dumb as shit parents with the hopes of resurrecting a dead girl? You know... something that never can or will happen? And this is legal in the United States? That's incredible! It seems the American Dream really does come in many shapes and sizes, doesn't it.

And these darn parents. They should have read more books than just the bible, if they read that at all. I don't recall reading about large amounts of money reversing death. Also, why would people pay the parents in the first place? Shouldn't the parents be paying the people who are wasting their time praying for this Christmas miracle? Wouldn't that make more sense? Fuck. All jokes aside, the parents are either psychotic after the death of their daughter, sociopaths who see this as an opportunity to earn some quick cash or simply unfathomably stupid. I wonder which it is, but my adult cynicism is leaning towards them being sociopaths.

This is absolutely horrible and hilarious. How can so many 'educated' human beings misinterpret both Christianity and capitalism at the same time? Do they even know how many barely-living children they can potentially save with 60.000 dollars? Boy oh boy.

If you recognize yourself in my cynicism, please don't forget that many of us humans are inherently stupid and wasteful creatures. Don't be surprised by religious fanaticism or other dumb shit like this happening every once in a while over the course of your life. In this instance, be glad it's for something as 'innocent' as a resurrection as opposed to female circumcision, the anti gay movement, the crusades or the prevention of sexual education, to name a few other great things religion has a hand in.