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(Ronald McDonald)

When he awoke from his nap on his throne in the ruined vestiges of the Cornocopia, Beerus was before him, on his knees, and badly beaten up. The cold rain did nothing to deter the feline, and he flew forward, ready to deliver a strike to Ronald.

Oh? The clown was only momentarily deterred by the attack, catching it in the palm of his hand. Was this still going on? When Ronald started his nap, he was already 4 hours into his spectacle match with the God of
Destruction. He carelessly, way too slowly, brought his fist before Beerus face, but he didnt punch. Instead, he flicked the feline, sending him rocking all the way through the arena, through masses of trees, mountains, waterfalls. Beerus was helpless before Ronalds might. Beerus managed to stop himself just inches away from the arenas edge. Inches away from getting fried.

Fine! Beerus shouted loud enough that everyone remaining could hear him. If I cant beat you fair and square, Ill just destroy this entire arena!

Energy pulsed in his palms. Beerus was far stronger than Goku, and his Ki could be charged to near catastrophic levels near instantaneously.

Ronald McDonald finally got up from his throne.

Even faster than Beerus could react, he was kicked all the way from the edge of the arena back to the spot he was at moments before. There was nothing he could de before the clowns might.

Kill me was all Beerus could mutter.

Tell me, Beerus, how many have you killed?

Kill me was all Beerus could say back.

Ronald picked him up by the scruff of his neck.

How. Many. Have. You. Killed? Ronald repeated between kicks.

I dont know billions.

Ive served over 200 billion burgers to over 99 billion people. Billions of nuggets. Millions of McRibs. Dozens of McDonalds Pizzas. Ive had people stab each other over sauce. You are nothing to me, do you understand?

He dropped Beerus to the mud.

Kill me he muttered once more.

Ronald sneered, then stomped on Beerus skull. He didnt need to say more.

I understand.

Ronald finally smiled. He gingerly brought Beerus back to his feet, tenderly caressing his face. I have a proposition for you

Lightning lit up the ruined clearing. Behind Ronald, standing menacingly amid the boxes and boxes of weapons, bombs, food supplies, and equipment, was Senator Armstrong, Bayonetta, and Winnie the Pooh.

We are the Elite 4. And you Ronald punched Beerus to the ground. Are our pet. You would do well to serve us and make it to the Final 5.

Beerus had no choice but to accept.

(Hank Hill)

Bwaaaaahhhhh

Off in the distance, just outside the ruined destruction, Hank was hiding in a bush.

The strongest five had made an alliance. He had to do something

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