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Oh bother.

A bear. A yellow bear playing with a mound of dirt. The bear noticed him. Winnie the Pooh

Malice.

Goku didnt have the stamina to immediately go into Blue, but he had just enough to make it to Super Saiyan 2.

Would you, could you, help me? Pooh pointed to the mound of dirt.

Goku wasnt about to fall for another dirty trick. He blasted the mound, which exploded in a brilliant, heavenly display. That bear had planted a mine there. And the mine was definitely powerful enough to blow him to bits.
Goku rushed forward again. He was quickly running out of juice, and he had to take this one out quickly. He would worry about the bears gimmicks later.

A kick launched the bear sky high. He didnt seem to have much of any defense, because his stuffing exploded out from his body. His rush to take out opponents would have to wait. After this, he would absolutely have to rest up.

Kamehameha!

A significantly less powerful beam than last time, but the hit connected, and Pooh was fully enveloped by the wave. His miniscule power level disappeared. Had Goku won? He was on the brink of going back to his base form, but he couldnt risk powering down just yet.

Oh bother.

Pooh was on his back, and clumsily stumbled onto his feet. He yawned.

Was this a joke?

Goku punched the bear again, but this time, the teddy bear blocked the hit with a paw.

Would you happen to have any honey?

Before Goku could react, Pooh balled up his fist and punched Goku square in the jaw, hard enough to send him back a few steps.

I have a rumbly in my tumbly, he said with a growling stomach.

Goku didnt move, and he had a sickening feeling that Instant Transmission was a no go. Teleporting willy nilly seemed like it was an easy option for any fight, but it quickly drained his stamina, and if that witch was waiting for him out there, hed be liable to get attacked again. How he wished Vegeta was here to back him up. At the very least, Bayonetta wouldve been busy beating up his friend instead of potentially launching a counter attack. For now, he would have to focus on the foe in front of him.

But Pooh did something unexpected. He turned right around, and hobbled away. Goku wasnt about to take that insult without doing anything.

He launched another series of punches and kicks, but the bear was prepared this time. He was able to block and minimize any damage given, but this was good. Any hit that connected was a welcome one. He just needed to keep the pressure up.

And it worked! He used one of the last droplets of energy to teleport behind the bear, landing a blow to the back of his head. Pooh was sent rolling all the way out of the clearing, straight into the forest. Right by Hank Hill, who had to readjust his glasses from the sight he had just witnessed.

Hwat?

Pooh was stationary on the ground. No tricks, no secret abilities. Pooh was a straightforward fighter, just the kind that made Gokus day.

No more energy to send a ki blast, or even fly, Goku charged forward, ready to land the killing blow.

Fufufu, the bear laughed.

Goku wasnt on his game today. It wasnt like him to continuously get blindsided like this. He felt a pressure sensor collapse beneath his feet.

Heh so this was all Poohs plan. He had planted mines in more than one spot.

The last thing he could sense was his body incinerating in flame.

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