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(Goku)

This was more fun than he thought! He hadnt anticipated the rest of the opposition being quite up to par with him, but Bayonetta had more mobility in the air than he did. And she proved to be a difficult target to hit.
Goku launched a flurry of Ki Blasts at her, not necessarily because he hoped it would take her out, or even damage her, but as a precautionary measure. He needed to keep her as far as possible if he wanted to minimize the risk of getting sent blasting off into the horizon. Goku may not have listened to all the rules of the game, but he /had/ picked up the fact that attempting to escape the arena would result in a certain death. More fun for him. This put higher stakes and limitations on him. A challenge.

Each blast that hit the earth picked up a cloud of swirling dust that clouded all vision. Not a problem for him. After all, he could sense people through their power level, and Bayonetta wasnt the type to hide hers. She was out in full force. Both literally and figuratively.

Is that all? Youve gotten rusty, Bayonetta said cheekily. She sat atop a tree branch, crossing her legs as he adjusted her glasses with a gun.

Death. Goku felt death approaching. Now wasnt the time to play coy. This wasnt just a game now. In a flash, his hair turned blue, Super Saiyan Blue. If ever there was an opponent to take seriously, it was her.

He wasnt about to waste another moment. He blitzed forward, destroying the earth beneath his feet. In an instant, the tree Bayonetta sat upon was annihilated. She was a shapeshifter, more than capable of deftly dodging any attack by changing into a black panther. Before he knew it, she was on his back, claws dug into his skin. This called for drastic measures.

He cupped his hands behind his back, and unleashed another flurry of blasts right at her body. She screamed in what could only have be described as a lustful moan. She was toying with him, but he had done what he needed, even if the blast had also hit him, sending him reeling over in pain. She lay on the floor, the shock mustve turned actually hurt. This was his chance. He dashed in her direction, Ki covering his fist. If he could keep the momentum, he might be able to take her out quickly and get on with the next fight. Goku was no slouch when it came to the strategy of the game. If he could take everyone out before they could prepare themselves, he could easily sweep the competition in no time.

The attack connected, and Bayonetta was launched into the air. He blasted off again after her, landing another powerful blow with a kick. This wasnt the time to play fair. He was going for the ring out.

One more hit.

Bayonetta really wasnt able to counter now. She was defenseless and too damaged to fight back.

Kaaaaameeeeehaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Energy swirled in his palms. Finish the battle at a distance. Dont get close to her. Dont risk it. Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Bayonetta smiled.

Goku realized too late.

/Witch Time!/

Time slowed to a crawl.

Bayonetta was right in front of him. Damaged, clearly, she /had/ taken all of those blows, but she had a secret clutch she hadnt revealed yet. Almost too fast for words, he watched as she did a seductive dance. Her clothes practically evaporated away into a swirling vortex above her. A fist forming out of the writhing mess. It hammered him into the ground with enough force to cause a crater in the earth. So she could stop time. Interesting, but not something he hadnt dealt with before.

Her jaguar form toppled him over again, and in a flash, she was back to her human form. She cocked the gun on her shoe and blasted him right in the back, with enough force that Goku was knocked out of his Super Saiyan form.

Witch Time? More like Bitch Time.

Okay, now he had a plan. And he wouldnt even need one of his ascended forms to do it. Goku teleported away. With his skill, and his knowledge of her gimmicks, he would just have to play it safe. Orbs of ki surround him. Her long range attacks could damage him, yes, but he could take her bullets for a while at least. Either she would play it safe as well, and fire at him until he died, or she would get in close for her Witch Time again, in which case his ki would explode, at the very least opening her up for another round of blows.

Sweetie.

The voice came from right behind him. Goku swung his fist around, but he only met air.

You have GOT to change up your tactics. She was in front of him again, and landed another flurry of kicks.

The orbs of ki all exploded, and Goku took the opportunity to teleport away again. She was keeping him on his toes. Goku was grateful he had chosen her as one of his first opponents. She would certainly have been able to take him out if he was exhausted fighting someone else.

The dust settled, Bayonetta lay on her side in a crater, damaged, and certainly bloody, but with a smug look on her face. What was she planning? Goku had to come up with something. He had to stall for time.

Youre pretty strong, he said. Stronger than a lot of people from my world. Howd you get like that.

She smirked. She wasnt falling for it.

In a flash, she changed into her feline form again, and changed at him. Gokus only option was to block, but she instead jumped right over him. An attack from behind? Goku launched another blast in that direction, but didnt seem to hit anything.

Ive had fun, hot stuff. But I think you should find someone else in your league, her voice came from an undiscernible direction. Where could she be?

She was gone. No where to be found.

The witchs voice echoed all around. If you make it through this next battle, Ill toss around with you again <3

The Cornocopia was deserted but undamaged and still standing. It mustve been made of some tough stuff, because even everything under its metallic canopy was untouched from the battle. But there was one figure left in the ruined battlefield.

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