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24th century y/o Martian war mistress, Gunnery Sergeant Roberta "Bobbie" Draper, came to Earth under orders to TESTIFY what she saw after the GANYMEDE incident when the colony was wrecked. The Martian hotshots told her not to tell the truth because she thought she saw a man with no vac suit because the CG team made it look like an alien because of the protomolecule. But Draper's other teammates DIED and they were hot

When the Martian soldiers came to Earth and VOMITED because they didn't know how to "deal with" Earth's gravity because they spent their whole lives on Mars because their ancestors wanted to terraform it because green and blue are better than red because they wanted to breathe and stuff

The Mars girl said she met her first boyfriend, 24th century y/o Heath Ledger, when she was on a Martian train on Mars to get to a Mars station listening to the Mars Volta.