THOUGHTS SO FAR:
I can't make fun of shadowhalo for being an alcoholic considering the only thing stopping me from being perpetually drunk is the feeling of shame over my many inebriated mistakes
strahax is literally a troll, that doesn't work
I have already done the bully gmun thing...i literally wrote a song making fun of the pikaness thing.
Ayuyu is definitely someone that deserves to be bullied, but he does not have one trait like pedophilia that I can harp on. Unless 'annoyingness' counts as a trait.
Tom you are not even being considered do not even act like it would be fun to bully you.
so far Ayuyu is the best option.
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I'm "kind of a big deal".
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