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TopicPost a water type pokemon and I'll rank it
CassandraCain
11/03/19 9:00:55 PM
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Mega Slowbro - I can't tell if Slowbro enjoys being devoured alive or if that's a look of complete distress on his face. Going with the latter, somebody please help the poor bastard already.

Omanyte - Never really given him too much thought, since I don't like snails, but Omanyte is at least cute. Unlike snails.

Araquanid - Apparently the water bubble on his head is used to capture and store all manner of things, whether it be prey or his very own trainer. That's gnarly.

Sharpedo - It highly highly (too highly) upsets me that this is the only shark water pokemon, and it's not that great. Utter disappointment, give me more sharks!

Quagsire - Ehhh he's fine I guess, just something about him I don't care for... it's the beady eyes

Feraligatr - The gen 2 starters are funny since none of the final evos are all that spectacular. That said, Feraligatr is the best of 'em, Typhlosion is alright and Meganium should drown in a swamp

Blastoise - Blastoise is fuckin' cool and that's all there is to it. He has nerf super soakers on his back what more could you want

Pyukumuku - I have no clue what this thing is. Evidently it attacks by throwing its guts at you, so humans retaliated by making a game of throwing them back into the sea

Cramorant - Twisted. That fish it gulps can't be another pokemon as someone somewhere would consider it too violent, which means it's just a plain ass fish. It's always been weird to me that those exist in the pokemon world

Magikarp - Magikarp Splash mini-game is the only worthwhile thing this fish has ever done, otherwise toss it back into the water

Lumineon - This is one I deem a basic bitch fish. Although as far as basic bitches go, Lumineon is among the prettier ones. One or two of 'em make a perfect addition to any size aquarium

Dewott
Empoleon
Vaporeon
Lapras
Blastoise
Squirtle
Gyarados
Starmie

Cramorant (finally a cool water/flying)
Poliwhirl
Totodile
Mega Slowbro
Wooper
Sharpedo (honestly a cool design I'm just bitter) (more sharks plz)
Feraligatr

Wishiwashi
Sobble
Milotic
Araquanid
Buizel
Jellicent

Greninja
Ludicolo
Swampert
Bruxish
Spheal
Crawdaunt
Lumineon
Mareanie

Pyukumuku
Omanyte
Quagsire
Octillery
Lanturn
Pelipper
Magikarp
Seel
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