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Topic | Post a water type pokemon and I'll rank it |
CassandraCain 11/03/19 9:00:55 PM #47: | Mega Slowbro - I can't tell if Slowbro enjoys being devoured alive or if that's a look of complete distress on his face. Going with the latter, somebody please help the poor bastard already. Omanyte - Never really given him too much thought, since I don't like snails, but Omanyte is at least cute. Unlike snails. Araquanid - Apparently the water bubble on his head is used to capture and store all manner of things, whether it be prey or his very own trainer. That's gnarly. Sharpedo - It highly highly (too highly) upsets me that this is the only shark water pokemon, and it's not that great. Utter disappointment, give me more sharks! Quagsire - Ehhh he's fine I guess, just something about him I don't care for... it's the beady eyes Feraligatr - The gen 2 starters are funny since none of the final evos are all that spectacular. That said, Feraligatr is the best of 'em, Typhlosion is alright and Meganium should drown in a swamp Blastoise - Blastoise is fuckin' cool and that's all there is to it. He has nerf super soakers on his back what more could you want Pyukumuku - I have no clue what this thing is. Evidently it attacks by throwing its guts at you, so humans retaliated by making a game of throwing them back into the sea Cramorant - Twisted. That fish it gulps can't be another pokemon as someone somewhere would consider it too violent, which means it's just a plain ass fish. It's always been weird to me that those exist in the pokemon world Magikarp - Magikarp Splash mini-game is the only worthwhile thing this fish has ever done, otherwise toss it back into the water Lumineon - This is one I deem a basic bitch fish. Although as far as basic bitches go, Lumineon is among the prettier ones. One or two of 'em make a perfect addition to any size aquarium Dewott Empoleon Vaporeon Lapras Blastoise Squirtle Gyarados Starmie Cramorant (finally a cool water/flying) Poliwhirl Totodile Mega Slowbro Wooper Sharpedo (honestly a cool design I'm just bitter) (more sharks plz) Feraligatr Wishiwashi Sobble Milotic Araquanid Buizel Jellicent Greninja Ludicolo Swampert Bruxish Spheal Crawdaunt Lumineon Mareanie Pyukumuku Omanyte Quagsire Octillery Lanturn Pelipper Magikarp Seel --- I don't kill... but I don't lose either. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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