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He's right, actually. Goobers will never make it. If you're a goober and you want to succeed, you need money. The whole thing about women being angels and you finding true love isn't true. You have to give them a reason to live with you.

Learn how to make money. It isn't about them being gold diggers.. They just want to have a normal lifestyle. You're never going to get Penny, Bernadette or Amy, goober. It doesn't matter how cute and quirky they find you. You have to have money. Having a family is expensive. A minimum wage to supervisor job at a retail job ain't gonna cut it.

Sell cars. It is all about money. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

"What's a goober?"

You. lol

"Omg how dare you!"

What, you rather be lied to and told you're a unique and special snowflake your whole life? Where did that end you up. I promise you won't turn into an evil Lord of the Sith if you finally accept the hard truth. I'm actually trying to help you. Not feed you horseshit that makes you feel good.

Remember that dumbass saying about how you called nerds bosses when you're older? How true did that turn out? Notice how the asshole alphas still got the boss job? More lies. Stop listening to them. Money is the answer. Get that and you're set. It doesn't mean you have to be evil. It is just living in the modern world.

I did it. If I can do it, so can you.
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