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#95 [#191]:

Name: Too Much
Origin: Carly Rae Jepsen
Link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJA42HLg5k4" data-time="

Nominator: Hannyabal (10/15)

(3, 5, 7.1)

[Song never goes anywhere. The endless When I [verb], I [same verb] too much mad-lib repetition for a chorus was too much. For that matter there was too much too much in the post chorus.]

Well it's a fun song; it's certainly not great writing (or even good), but it's enjoyable and that's worth something.

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#94 [#151]:

Name: Journey to the Past
Origin: Anastasia
Link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtRa-0hBdbQ" data-time="

Nominator: Raka (8/15)

(6, 6, 7.1)

[Squirrel! Video had a squirrel 10/10, best video of topic.

Songs not bad, but Ive never seen the film and know nothing about it, which hurts my ability to connect to the character. Factor in that its loosely inspired by historical events I also know nothing about and things start getting awkward. Its all do you want to talk about Russian history? Or the ethics of taking real people and turning them into a happy cartoon musical, erasing most of the true history in the process? and Im like No! I wanna watch the squirrels! and pout about them not being relevant to anything.]

Also, what kind of dog was that? Those floppy ears and small tail make it look very...rabbit-y for a dog. Of course I know there are long earred dogs, but that breed doesn't look very familiar.

*some Google searches later*

...Some random mixed-breed mutt, huh? Alright then. It's a cute dog either way! wish it had a longer tail though; it's a very bouncy dog with very floppy ears, so it could be a decent alternative form to bunnies, but what's the point without a better tail? One needs a long, fluffy tail to properly swish. That little stub would barely be worth wagging at all.

Of course, if it's a mixed breed anyway, I suppose I could find a combination of breeds that would result in long ears & long tails, but that would be...work. Finding new forms is hardly fun if you have to research. And I hardly need to limit myself to forms that exist on Earth--I could just be, like, a squirrel dog or something. Probably annoy everyone, but whatever, not like many people would be less annoyed if I ran around claiming I was a basset hound than a squirrel dog.

...And don't you look at me like that, YOU'RE the one who picked a video with both cute squirrels and cute dogs in it! You brought this conversation on yourself!

And before you decide to ask "why not a basset hound? You just admitted they had long ears & tails", as I'm sure you are as deeply invested in this topic as I am, I could never be one of those. A hunting dog? Specifically one bred by humans to hunt bunnies? There is no part of that sentence that I find appealing, thank you.

The song is nice enough. It's a fair attempt at mimicking the Disney Princess style of songs and does a competent enough job at explaining her motivations. It's good, though I have a hard time being objective with such a cute video.

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