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[EDITOR'S NOTE: The following is slightly exagerated and is playful anger, not...like...literal anger.]

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#162 [#259]:

Name: Kiss the Girl
Origin: The Little Mermaid
Link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrRbB-qUJfY" data-time="

Nominator: darkx (4/7)

(1, 2, *glare*)

[Of all the Disney films you could have chosen...]

Who is ready for a write-up that's probably going to be longer than all previous write-ups combined?! WHOO! LET'S GET CRAZY!!!!!

1: Soo.,,you saw the list of all my assorted furry animal forms. And you decided to go with a Disney song...and out of everything you could have gone with, singing dogs & cats & lions & everything else, you chose the movie starring the half-fish.

2: HALF-FISH.

3: HALF-FISH. That is...that is, like, one of the worst half-human combinations possible. Actual fish may be low on my list of choices, but hey, it's something completely non-human so it can be fun for a new experience. Half-fish is like "we want a non-human character, but we're afraid the human audience won't be able to relate, so let's make the main character basically human anyway". It is the character design choice of a coward.

4: ...like, seriously, you know we could be listening to something fun like the Cantonese version of "Why Should I Worry?" right about now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPlyhTl4Mu4" data-time="

Balance the human Cantopop we've got with some furry Cantopop. We could have fun comparing this version to Billy Joel's! And, I cannot stress this enough, NO HALF-FISH.

5: And then you choose the song where she's human. Because of course you did.

6: *glare*

7: *angry tail swishing*

8: Seriously, why not "Part of Your World"? I may not relate to the longing to be human part, but wishing to be something you never will? It's the best song in the movie for a reason.

Also, we could have shared a lot of laughs! I don't remember who made it (might have been Raka? Or Princess Anri?) or when, but I recall someone on Board 8 did a MadLibs topic where the results went into the lyrics of Part of Your World. Someone gave "Cardboard Cutouts of Swamp Thing" as their response to [Plural Noun] and we had the song lyric "I've got cardboard cutouts of Swamp Thing aplenty".

That was great.

9: Before you bring it up, no, I don't award you any points for a singing crab. Crabs rank even lower than half-fish. It didn't help Crab Rave and it doesn't help you either.

10: ...Just so we're clear this song is about a crustacean trying to convince some dude he doesn't know to make out with a physically disabled half-fish in disguise, right? We're just...we're just okay with that being the premise?

11: And the humans can actually understand Sebastian? So...like, every fish and animal on the entire planet can speak English and be understood? Since he tells Eric what Ariel's name is, clearly, this has to be the case? I feel like that should be a bigger deal in universe than it is.

*continued*
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