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TopicIf you had a choice, would you choose to live in Utah, Indiana or Vermont?
HornedLion
09/11/19 5:07:19 PM
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Vermont is beautiful in the summer and winter. They gave us Ben & Jerrys and Bernie Sanders.

Utah is pretty much all Mormons. About 12 years ago I had a lay over in SLC and had this really metro button shirt. Had a few buttons near the top unbutton to show some chest. Not to mention Diesel jeans and D&G Sunglasses. Very good looking, even if I say so myself. But apparently they didnt think so as I got a ton of angry faces from all the heavyset folks. Sad.

And then finally Indiana. I once knew a VERY loose girl from there. Doctors told her she couldnt have children. That the chances of her getting pregnant were like .0001%. And she pretty much did the Dumb & Dumber, So youre saying theres a chance. She then went on to fuck anything and everything that moves. I know cause she wanted me for a while but she had one boob bigger than the other and it really was offputting. Before you say, All women have one bigger than the other, understand that one was like a B cup and the other was like a D. You could tell from a mile away which one was bigger. She eventually finally did get pregnant. But she mustve banged like 100 dudes. Seriously, no hyperbole. Idk why I just ranted all that but Id go to Hawkins, Indiana if I were you(but it doesnt exist so... yeah... go to VT).
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