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I feel your pain, DarkRoast. I'm a janitor at the super hospital in Montreal, and all I gotta say is goddamn those geriatric patients are the worst.

One dude kept spitting at me and stepped to me, hands raised. I need my job so I had to run away like a chicken. Couldn't risk putting hands on him.

Although, my favourite memory was a dude blasted on crank at 8am. Comes into emerge strapped to a stretcher. I go to clean his room (cause the head nurse said he'd made a mess) and he's lying there jerking off and singing, asking me to touch his hair. I said no so he starts spitting at me. I dodged rather well and just noped outta that room. Told the head nurse why it would remain dirty until he calmed down or was sedated.

I still chuckle thinking about him asking me to touch his hair, heh.
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