dvdjedi posted...Truths about Trump:
The billionaire who hides his tax returns.
The genius who hides his college grades.
The businessman who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years.
The playboy who pays for sex.
The Christian who doesnt go to church.
The philanthropist who defrauds charity.
The patriot who dodged the draft.
The innocent man who refuses to testify.
Trump Translator:
"Many People have told me" = Voices in my head and fictional people have complimented me
"A lot of people don't know" = I just learned something most people already knew
"Believe me" = I just lied
"In Fact" = I'm about to lie
"He's a great guy" = I will deny ever knowing this person after they begin to tell the truth about me
"MAGA" = Making my pockets fatter off the American tax payers
"Nobody knew" = Everyone knew except me
"Huge" = moderate to below average in size
"Loser" = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments
"Policy Briefing" = Turning on Fox News
"Liar" = Someone telling the truth about me
"Fake News" = Real news
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