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| Topic | Scared the shit out of an older lady |
| Touch 08/19/19 3:57:40 PM #8: | You think that was surprising? You should see me and my wife fight over that last fudge bar in the freezer because even though I'm the ice cream sandwich guy, and I bought ice cream sandwiches specifically for me and fudge bars for her, sometimes I really want a fudge bar and also there were no more ice cream sandwiches because I ate them all last week because I quit drinking for a couple of weeks to get my body right so excuse me if I gotta fill that void with ice cream sandwiches and fudge bars and honestly I was really jonsin' for a fudge bar that night but I guess enough was enough with her and she just went ham and bologna on me as I desperately tried to finish eating the fudge bar as she chased me around the house with kitchen knife and ya know I had to balance my speed because eating a fudge bar too fast will give you a nasty brain freeze and now we haven't had sex in 3 weeks. --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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