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TopicMuffin Plays Overrated Games: Hellblade Senua's Sacrifice
SmartMuffin
08/11/19 9:27:59 PM
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Man, what a steaming pile this thing was. Slow, boring, lame combat. Just nothing to like at all.

I guess it has to get good reviews though, because it achieved the proper amount of Wokeness Points by having the first literally mentally ill female protagonist in gaming. As opposed to all the other ones, which just act like they are (Lightning is over in the corner like "seriously, I don't get credit for anything!")

Also wondering how much they paid the SEVEN "mental health consultants" listed in the credits who managed to tell them that crazy people... hear a lot of weird voices that express thoughts of failure and self-doubt. They literally could have just googled "common stereotypes of psychosis" and came away with the same result in the end.

But much like Assassins Creeds' mandatory diversity disclaimer, I suppose this was just to cover their ass, so that if anyone complains about how they wrote their character they can just say YOU CANT BLAME US WE CONSULTED THE PROPER EXPERTS!!!

Anyway, that was a waste of like 20 hours of my life. 19 of which were just holding forward and walking ridiculously slowly. I've honestly never played a game before where my thumb got so sore from constantly holding the left stick up and doing literally nothing else.
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