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16. Demonic Toys

How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways:

1. You think lots of loud noises, bloodshed, and general grossness equate to genuine scares.
2. You feel incompetence is a laugh riot, and that people should inherently find death funny.
3. You believe in things happening because the plot wants them to, no matter how nonsensical.
4. You ruined your one remotely novel idea by thoroughly ripping off the Childs Play series.
5. Your actors playing humans decided shrieking was a good substitute for actual acting.
6. Your writer and director didnt give them anything to work with, so that was inevitable.
7. Your characters are all thoroughly unlikeable and uninteresting types.
8. You delight in exploiting the specter of rape and an unwanted pregnancy for cheap thrills.
9. You have an absurd, mumbo-jumbo ending, completely unearned by the previous material.
10. You werent even willing to give me the release of being totally unwatchable.
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