LogFAQs > #923519133

"Okay, can I everyone's attention?" you call out as everyone gathers around. You sigh. Maybe Todd was right. They'll never learn, but maybe they can be manipulated into being safe. "This shit right here is exactly why we need safety regulations! But I know going through another seminar will be torture for everyone. So I'm just going to post the rules on the wall and if we go FIVE DAYS without a violation, you'll all get a pretty sweet prize."
"What's the prize?" Goblin Jon inquires from the floor.
Having no idea what you're going to offer them, you announce, "I'll let you know when we get close, but trust me - you're gonna love it."
Murmurs of excitement flow through the warehouse.

You nod at Barnswallow Bill. "How'd you get your nickname? You swallow something weird in a barn?"
Bill shakes his head and laughs. "I didn't swallow anything."
"He likes birds," Gay Tim chimes in with a single tear on his cheek. "A barn swallow is a type of bird."

What are you going to offer the gang to bribe them into being safe?

A) Muthafuckin' meat lover's pizza.
B) Organize a raid on the Peruvians to avenge Hefty Hector.
C) Stop sending the money upstairs to the Floris family and instead distribute it among the staff.
D) Allow the gang members to choose their own nicknames.
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You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.