LogFAQs > #923290407

Well let's see.

Worthless:
Sandman
Captain Planet
Loki
Man In Black

Meat Shield:
Cloverfield Monster

Situationally Useful, in a more "how do they even hurt each other" situation:
DIO
Quicksilver

Slight Damage:
Gispy Danger

Actual Damage:
Kiryu
Thor

Dante Personality Nerfed, But Would Otherwise Be Busted:
Bubbles

Busted:
Zod

So remove Zod and add in the fact that Bubbles is pretty hard countered by her "be nice to the monster to get it to leave" episode, and you've got Thor hard countering lightning, Cloverfield existing to eat a few hits and die, Kiryu actually fighting, Gipsy actually fighting but losing, Quicksilver and DIO doing... something, I guess, maybe Incredible Journeying it and like freezing his weird heart or something or, like, freezing time and cutting out one of the eyes, Loki could theoretically do that too but MCU Loki is the biggest jobber to the stars, and everyone else is just dead on arrival due to Gidorah's weather aura passive.

I see it going the way of Team Kiryu more often than not. Thor's a fantastic damage sponge, DIO is literally immortal versus Gidorah's "probably immortal" so if the planet blows up DIO wins the timer scam of "well now what", and it basically ends up as "all of these smart peoples' plans ended up failing, sucks", which is the least likely thing to happen when heroes unite against a giant monster.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish a Funky Kong model.
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