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Topic	Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)
Tom Bombadil 05/29/19 4:10:49 PM #337:	Hardcore TV 4/wk3/96 Alfonso opens the show by explaining the gimmick for this weekend. There's TOO MUCH INTERFERENCE these days, so it will be BANNED, and punishable by FIRING. However, he's a man who gives opportunities, so if you win a match, you'll be given a free pass to interfere in one match later in the night without even disqualifying anybody! Also, we're going to have tag matches tonight between established tag teams. The INDIVIDUAL winners of those matches will face off at the PPV for a shot at Douglas later in the night! (C+) The first of those matches sees the Hardyz face the recently dethroned Eliminators. The Hardyz have a lot of fight in 'em, but their time has not yet come, and Saturn taps out Jeff. (D; Jeff was wasted) The heel Dudleys (Big Dick, Dances With, and Sign Guy) are hitting on Francine. The Pitbulls do not take kindly to this, and wipe them out from behind. (D) The face Dudleys (I really need distinct names for the factions >_>) are up against What the Flock with TITLE RAMIFICATIONS on the line. The Raven-less Flock is coming into their own...and Stevie prevails! So it'll be Stevie v. Saturn for a shot at Douglas! (D) Dreamer and Windham are in the ring, with Windham attempting to console Dreamer on his loss. Dreamer needs to focus on self-improvement! Bigelow and Henry come out to interrupt the lovefest. They actually WON at the PPV, so maybe these yahoos should clear the ring. Dreamer says maybe they should settle it this weekend instead! (C+) Taz is Cactus' latest partner in the battle against Whipwreck in specific and the Network in general. Cactus and Taz fight about even with Douglas and Whipwreck....but JERICHO is back to interfere on the Network's behalf! The MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE results in a Whipwreck win. (C+) Afterwards, Scorpio confronts Alfonso- that beatdown was totally unnecessary! Alfonso says it's important to keep his men in line, so Scorpio was unfortunately in a position to be made an example. He should know better than to challenge his betters. When this somehow fails to satisfy Too Cold, Alfonso says they should step in the ring this Friday! Scorpio is surprised to get a direct shot at the man, but hey, no interference, so it's probably not a trap, right? (C) Overall: C- SUCCESS not enough wammen even though I gave Francine actual story and everything NEWS -Steamboat finds Douglas guilty of leaving a mess backstage -WAR Rebellion Holds No Fear 1 gets C (ME: Hamaguchi d. Koshinaka) -Scott Steiner to WAR -WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Road Warriors no contest Arn+Giant) -Superstars gets C+ (ME: 1-2-3 d. Billy Gunn) -USWA gets C- (ME: Morton d. Jarrett for the HW Title) -WCW Turmoil gets D+ (ME: Gang/Bart no contest Sierra/Wright) --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:922531221] in Extremely ... [t:77161703]...</cite> <quote>Hardcore TV 4/wk3/96 Alfonso opens the show by explaining the gimmick for this weekend. There's TOO MUCH INTERFERENCE these days, so it will be BANNED, and punishable by FIRING. However, he's a man who gives opportunities, so if you win a match, you'll be given a free pass to interfere in one match later in the night without even disqualifying anybody! Also, we're going to have tag matches tonight between established tag teams. The INDIVIDUAL winners of those matches will face off at the PPV for a shot at Douglas later in the night! (C+) The first of those matches sees the Hardyz face the recently dethroned Eliminators. The Hardyz have a lot of fight in 'em, but their time has not yet come, and Saturn taps out Jeff. (D; Jeff was wasted) The heel Dudleys (Big Dick, Dances With, and Sign Guy) are hitting on Francine. The Pitbulls do not take kindly to this, and wipe them out from behind. (D) The face Dudleys (I really need distinct names for the factions >_>) are up against What the Flock with TITLE RAMIFICATIONS on the line. The Raven-less Flock is coming into their own...and Stevie prevails! So it'll be Stevie v. Saturn for a shot at Douglas! (D) Dreamer and Windham are in the ring, with Windham attempting to console Dreamer on his loss. Dreamer needs to focus on self-improvement! Bigelow and Henry come out to interrupt the lovefest. They actually WON at the PPV, so maybe these yahoos should clear the ring. Dreamer says maybe they should settle it this weekend instead! (C+) Taz is Cactus' latest partner in the battle against Whipwreck in specific and the Network in general. Cactus and Taz fight about even with Douglas and Whipwreck....but JERICHO is back to interfere on the Network's behalf! The MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE results in a Whipwreck win. (C+) Afterwards, Scorpio confronts Alfonso- that beatdown was totally unnecessary! Alfonso says it's important to keep his men in line, so Scorpio was unfortunately in a position to be made an example. He should know better than to challenge his betters. When this somehow fails to satisfy Too Cold, Alfonso says they should step in the ring this Friday! Scorpio is surprised to get a direct shot at the man, but hey, no interference, so it's probably not a trap, right? (C) Overall: C- SUCCESS not enough wammen even though I gave Francine actual story and everything NEWS -Steamboat finds Douglas guilty of leaving a mess backstage -WAR Rebellion Holds No Fear 1 gets C (ME: Hamaguchi d. Koshinaka) -Scott Steiner to WAR -WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Road Warriors no contest Arn+Giant) -Superstars gets C+ (ME: 1-2-3 d. Billy Gunn) -USWA gets C- (ME: Morton d. Jarrett for the HW Title) -WCW Turmoil gets D+ (ME: Gang/Bart no contest Sierra/Wright) --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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