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I'm as straight as an arrow. But the rise I get from a bra and panties from Victoria's Secret is damn intoxicating! I snuck into the store for the first time ever, and told the cashier I'm picking up some things for my "girlfriend." Spoilers: I don't have one! (Which I'm sure no one is surprised to hear.) I also took another hour to go to Walmart. Those asshole's return policy is the easiest to take advantage of, and they had some maternity items. See, I'm also waaaay into pregnant women, so I had to indulge that as well. Don't forget balloons from Party City! (I'll talk more about that experience if people ask. But the short version is that I filled the regular balloons with water, for breasts. Then the punch balloon was a huge-ass pregnant belly. It was so heavy!)

I took it all home, and stuffed it into a garbage bag, then threw it into my bedroom closet. I live in a duplex kind of near the southern US. I have to keep all this hidden from my dad and brother. They're in the apartment next to mine, and pop in all the time. Completely unannounced, might I add! They'd never accept me. Nobody here would. I'd be judged as hell!

I spent an hour in the shower, and shaved every part of my body that I could reach. (Extra tough because I'm a hairy bastard.) Razor burn hurts like a bitch, but when I finished my skin was soooooo smooth! If you've never shaved completely before...I highly suggest you try it! The tactile sensation is just the greatest! Much respect to women, for doing this on a regular basis! I can't imagine.

Once the shower was done, I grabbed white panties, a B-cup push up bra, and some flowery dress from walmart. Feeling the fabric across my fingers felt very special to me. I wish I knew how to tuck better. Kind of hurts, and I'm afraid the equipment will get stuck in some painful way.

Put together with the new snapchat female filter, and I actually looked like a woman! Kind of like my cousin, but different. I could easily catfish...but I won't bother.

One scary time I was grabbing some leftovers from my dad's fridge, and I didn't take off my bra. He was standing in his living room and staring at me. Apparently he wasn't gone, like I thought he was! I flipped out like crazy in my head! (Luckily, no one can ever see the panties hiding in my men's shorts.)

But he was on her bluetooth, and didn't notice the bulges in my shirt. I covered my chest with the leftovers and bolted out of there! I really panicked, my dudes.

Nobody in my life knows what I'm doing. And I'll never tell. But being anonymous is different. So AMA!