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TopicHow often do you notice random guys erections in public?
Machete
05/23/19 6:27:58 PM
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KookyCouture posted...
Machete posted...
I don't look at random guys' penis areas so I don't notice public erections.


This, except for if they're really tall and I accidentally look them in the crotch if we pass in the street


Can't say I've ever had anything like that happen but it does remind me of an amusing story. I was drinking with a roommate and his buddy and we were all pretty tipsy. Roommate would like to get a bit rough sometimes. I dont don't remember exactly what he did but his buddy ended up on the floor. Roommate was a sitting on a chair. Buddy told him to help him to his feet so roommate took his arm and pulled him up but too aggressively, so the buddy fell forward and almost faceplanted into roommate's junk. Like he stopped an inch or two short, like his reflexes kicked in at the last second and he was like "oh fuck. My face is headed right for his dick STOP FORWARD MOMENTUM!" They both had mortified looks on their faces. It was like the scene in Final Destination where the main character falls down a hill and just barely stops short of impaling his face on a sharp piece of wood.
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