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Topic	Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)
Tom Bombadil 05/23/19 9:49:06 AM #329:	Massacre on Queens Boulevard We're opening with a no-buildup TV Title match between Taz and Chavo! Hot off "fixing" Raven offscreen, Taz is looking dangerous lately. Chavo gives him a good run, but the challenger is able to parlay the momentum into a win! (D+) The Network are in the ring to gloat that poor wittle la parka bwoke his little collarbone, and can't compete tonight! Douglas has already run through everybody else in this fed, so I guess that means he gets a night off....he's interrupted by Heyman! There's definitely one guy Douglas hasn't beat lately, and that's TOMMY DREAMER! Dreamer comes out with Windham in tow, and Alfonso is forced to admit that it'd be a good main event for tonight. (B-) Bam Bam Bigelow and the Dudleyz punch each other a whole lot for ten minutes. The Dudleyz don't look out of place against the main eventers, but neither are they gonna win a brawl with them. (C) Missy Hyatt does sexy Miss Hyatt things. (B-) Tag Titles! The Eliminators will defend against the Pitbulls. Thanks to some Francine fanservice, the Pitbulls are able to take down a distracted Kronus for the win! (C) Too Cold Scorpio is up against Mustapha Saed. Scorpio is still upset that he will never get his hands on Sheik, and Mustapha is just looking to prove himself as a singles competitor in the conspicuous absence of New Jack. Both men have something to prove tonight, but Scorpio has the moves to pull it off. (C-) Scorpio sighs and plays to the crowd....the Network rush him from behind! Douglas and Whipwreck brutalize Scorpio while Alfonso warns the locker room that THIS is what happens when the hired help gets out of line! (C-) Cactus comes out to brawl with Whipwreck, and gets a few cheap shots from Douglas and Alfonso before the bell rings for their match. Cactus starts off on the back foot, but soon Douglas and Alfonso head to the back to get ready for Dreamer. With the numbers game out of the equation, the veteran Cactus is able to start turning the tables on his former protege. A few broken tables and chair shots later, Cactus Jack gets the big win. (C+) Cactus says that Whipwreck's first mistake was throwing away their friendship, but his biggest one was betting against ECW! (B) It's time for the main event, as Windham psyches Dreamer up on the entry ramp. Dreamer and Douglas are a roughly even match, and it goes back and forth. Windham keeps interjecting himself into the proceedings, taunting Douglas and yelling advice to Dreamer. Eventually this backfires, as Windham gives Dreamer a long enough lecture that Douglas is able to recover and get in a blindside attack on both of them. Franchiser! 1....2...3! Douglas retains! (C-) Overall: C- SUCCESS NEWS -Leilani Kai wins the USWA Women's Title -Lance Storm bulks up to Middleweight -Raw gets A (ME: HBK d. Bret by DQ) -Nitro gets B (ME: Pillman/Animal no contest) Lopen: 16/15 Sultan: 16/15 5tar: 16/15 Maniac: 16/15 War: 13/15 Lopen: 88/121 War: 80/94 Sultan: 77/92 eaed: 61/106 !5tar: 58/63 Maniac: 33/36 CPU: 10/22 Lopen wins! I contacted him already so we're already set to move on :D PREDICT IT! See below: Hardyz v. Eliminators See below: (Face) Dudleys v. What the Flock (2) Cactus/Taz v. Douglas/Whipwreck (1x2) BONUS: In the first two matches, the individuals awarded the decision will advance to a #1 Contender match for the ECW Title. Pick both of 'em. --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:922264647] in Extremely ... [t:77161703]...</cite> <quote>Massacre on Queens Boulevard We're opening with a no-buildup TV Title match between Taz and Chavo! Hot off "fixing" Raven offscreen, Taz is looking dangerous lately. Chavo gives him a good run, but the challenger is able to parlay the momentum into a win! (D+) The Network are in the ring to gloat that poor wittle la parka bwoke his little collarbone, and can't compete tonight! Douglas has already run through everybody else in this fed, so I guess that means he gets a night off....he's interrupted by Heyman! There's definitely one guy Douglas hasn't beat lately, and that's TOMMY DREAMER! Dreamer comes out with Windham in tow, and Alfonso is forced to admit that it'd be a good main event for tonight. (B-) Bam Bam Bigelow and the Dudleyz punch each other a whole lot for ten minutes. The Dudleyz don't look out of place against the main eventers, but neither are they gonna win a brawl with them. (C) Missy Hyatt does sexy Miss Hyatt things. (B-) Tag Titles! The Eliminators will defend against the Pitbulls. Thanks to some Francine fanservice, the Pitbulls are able to take down a distracted Kronus for the win! (C) Too Cold Scorpio is up against Mustapha Saed. Scorpio is still upset that he will never get his hands on Sheik, and Mustapha is just looking to prove himself as a singles competitor in the conspicuous absence of New Jack. Both men have something to prove tonight, but Scorpio has the moves to pull it off. (C-) Scorpio sighs and plays to the crowd....the Network rush him from behind! Douglas and Whipwreck brutalize Scorpio while Alfonso warns the locker room that THIS is what happens when the hired help gets out of line! (C-) Cactus comes out to brawl with Whipwreck, and gets a few cheap shots from Douglas and Alfonso before the bell rings for their match. Cactus starts off on the back foot, but soon Douglas and Alfonso head to the back to get ready for Dreamer. With the numbers game out of the equation, the veteran Cactus is able to start turning the tables on his former protege. A few broken tables and chair shots later, Cactus Jack gets the big win. (C+) Cactus says that Whipwreck's first mistake was throwing away their friendship, but his biggest one was betting against ECW! (B) It's time for the main event, as Windham psyches Dreamer up on the entry ramp. Dreamer and Douglas are a roughly even match, and it goes back and forth. Windham keeps interjecting himself into the proceedings, taunting Douglas and yelling advice to Dreamer. Eventually this backfires, as Windham gives Dreamer a long enough lecture that Douglas is able to recover and get in a blindside attack on both of them. Franchiser! 1....2...3! Douglas retains! (C-) Overall: C- SUCCESS NEWS -Leilani Kai wins the USWA Women's Title -Lance Storm bulks up to Middleweight -Raw gets A (ME: HBK d. Bret by DQ) -Nitro gets B (ME: Pillman/Animal no contest) Lopen: 16/15 Sultan: 16/15 5tar: 16/15 Maniac: 16/15 War: 13/15 Lopen: 88/121 War: 80/94 Sultan: 77/92 eaed: 61/106 !5tar: 58/63 Maniac: 33/36 CPU: 10/22 Lopen wins! I contacted him already so we're already set to move on :D PREDICT IT! See below: Hardyz v. Eliminators See below: (Face) Dudleys v. What the Flock (2) Cactus/Taz v. Douglas/Whipwreck (1x2) BONUS: In the first two matches, the individuals awarded the decision will advance to a #1 Contender match for the ECW Title. Pick both of 'em. --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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