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Golden Retrievers and Labradors are the most overrated, boring-ass dog breeds by far. They're not cute, they're just bland and ugly, and generally stupid, and they'll eat anything voraciously, even poo and vomit and inedible things--more than other dog breeds. (They don't just chew things up--they swallow them.) They also smell awful because of their double coat and the special oil their skin secretes. When I go into somebody's house with a labrador or a golden retriever it always smells bad, more than other breeds.

They're the most boring and basic dog breeds, they're the dogs people think they should buy when they haven't done any research into breeds. And you ask them what kind of dog they're gonna get, and they just shrug and say, IDK...just a normal dog. But these dogs have high energy requirements and therefore usually end up tearing up people's homes because their owners didn't do the research to find out that they need lots of exercise. So not only is the dog itself bad, but it also tends to be owned by bad owners. And most of them are awfully trained and badly behaved.

When I see labradors and golden retrievers, I try to avoid them.
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