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Topic	Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)
Tom Bombadil 05/16/19 12:00:13 PM #319:	ECW Hardcore TV Wk. 2, 4/96 Alfonso and Scorpio are in the ring, with a contract. Sheik is noticeably absent, and Alfonso apologizes that he's just too....Extreme...for the new ECW. Sheik's been let go, but not to worry! He has somebody else for Scorpio to fight instead....Mustapha Saed! Saed comes out and looks menacing while Scorpio tries to keep his temper. Oh, and Scorpio has a match right now BTW. (D) Scorpio makes quick work of Damien Stone, taking out some of his frustrations. (C-) Richards and New Meanie are wandering around confused backstage, when they encounter Taz. Their little attack on him last week got Taz to think of the Flock as a problem. Taz solves his problems. You won't see Raven around for a long, long time, and if they're smart they'll make themselves scarce too. (D) Tommy Dreamer faces Big Dick Dudley next. Missy Hyatt is at ringside trying her best to get in Dreamer's pants, but Windham is at ringside annoying everybody, so it kinda balances out? At any rate, Dreamer avoids blowing the match. (D-) Heyman psyches Parka up backstage. Next week is the match of his life, but tonight is his chance to prove he belongs there! He'll show the Network why they're wrong to underestimate him and ECW! (C-) Said chance comes in the form of a 6-man tag. Parka teams with the Pitbulls against Douglas and the Eliminators. Parka gets destroyed landing the wrong way on a tope, but finishes the match and gets the big win. (C) Whipwreck is out with a mic to taunt Cactus some more. Cactus takes the bait....but Bigelow and Henry come in from the crowd! It was a setup! The heels put the boots to Cactus until the Dudleys show up to CLEAN HOUSE! (D) Overall: D+ SUCCESS La Parka sustains a broken collarbone NEWS -WWC falls to Small -Jerry Sags fractures his larynx -Gypsy Joe passes away -Johnny Saint announces retirement -Non-Iron Sheik retires -Yuji Nagata open to working in Canada -WCW Sat Night gets B (ME: Road Warriors d. Arn/Luger) -Superstars gets B- (ME: 1-2-3/Bart Gunn no contest) -WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Bart/Wallstreet d. Slater/Wright) -AWF gets C- (ME: Honky d. Windham) oh hey I have access to Psycho Sermons for the first time in my TEW career lol. Usually I'm a Motivational Speech guy! Kronus no-shows an agent meeting --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:921972996] in Extremely ... [t:77161703]...</cite> <quote>ECW Hardcore TV Wk. 2, 4/96 Alfonso and Scorpio are in the ring, with a contract. Sheik is noticeably absent, and Alfonso apologizes that he's just too....Extreme...for the new ECW. Sheik's been let go, but not to worry! He has somebody else for Scorpio to fight instead....Mustapha Saed! Saed comes out and looks menacing while Scorpio tries to keep his temper. Oh, and Scorpio has a match right now BTW. (D) Scorpio makes quick work of Damien Stone, taking out some of his frustrations. (C-) Richards and New Meanie are wandering around confused backstage, when they encounter Taz. Their little attack on him last week got Taz to think of the Flock as a problem. Taz solves his problems. You won't see Raven around for a long, long time, and if they're smart they'll make themselves scarce too. (D) Tommy Dreamer faces Big Dick Dudley next. Missy Hyatt is at ringside trying her best to get in Dreamer's pants, but Windham is at ringside annoying everybody, so it kinda balances out? At any rate, Dreamer avoids blowing the match. (D-) Heyman psyches Parka up backstage. Next week is the match of his life, but tonight is his chance to prove he belongs there! He'll show the Network why they're wrong to underestimate him and ECW! (C-) Said chance comes in the form of a 6-man tag. Parka teams with the Pitbulls against Douglas and the Eliminators. Parka gets destroyed landing the wrong way on a tope, but finishes the match and gets the big win. (C) Whipwreck is out with a mic to taunt Cactus some more. Cactus takes the bait....but Bigelow and Henry come in from the crowd! It was a setup! The heels put the boots to Cactus until the Dudleys show up to CLEAN HOUSE! (D) Overall: D+ SUCCESS La Parka sustains a broken collarbone NEWS -WWC falls to Small -Jerry Sags fractures his larynx -Gypsy Joe passes away -Johnny Saint announces retirement -Non-Iron Sheik retires -Yuji Nagata open to working in Canada -WCW Sat Night gets B (ME: Road Warriors d. Arn/Luger) -Superstars gets B- (ME: 1-2-3/Bart Gunn no contest) -WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Bart/Wallstreet d. Slater/Wright) -AWF gets C- (ME: Honky d. Windham) oh hey I have access to Psycho Sermons for the first time in my TEW career lol. Usually I'm a Motivational Speech guy! Kronus no-shows an agent meeting --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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