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ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 1, 4/96

Scorpio corners Alfonso and once again requests to fight Sheik. Alfonso wants to make sure that's what Scorpio really wants- to face the mad man? Scorpio stands his ground, and Alfonso agrees, on the condition that Scorpio be responsible for any lost time and revenue if he gets himself injured. Scorpio agrees, and Alfonso will draw up a contract to sign next week. (C-) Sheik demonstrates his monstrosity by beating up 911 until he gets gassed (about three minutes into the match.) (Also he was wasted AND high (D-)

Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley have won the battle of the Dudleys, and they're gonna venture out on their own, away from the rest of the clan. They'll take on any challengers at the Massacre on Queens....and Mark Henry and Bam Bam Bigelow waste no time accepting. (C) The whole Flock squares off with Taz and the Pitbulls, with the stipulation that a tag title shot is on the line for the Pitbulls and What the Flock. It's a pretty even match, with the tenacity of the faces compensating for a slight defecit in unity. It comes down to Raven and Taz in the ring after a while...and Raven just grabs a chair and goes to town on Taz! That's a DQ, but he appears to have made his point. (D+) (Raven was wasted)

Windham is counseling an unmotivated Dreamer. Windham brings in Missy Hyatt and Francine to flounce around in skimpy outfits, then tells Dreamer to stay focused and not let SUCCUBI distract him. (C+) Our main event is Cactus and Parka against Chavo and Whipwreck, following the events of the past week. La Parka gets a big win after a while! (C+) Parka grabs a mic, and in broken English, attempts to convey that he's been doing well against the Network lately. He wants a shot at Douglas! Douglas comes out and laughs him off...but grants the shot, because it'll be his easiest defense ever! (C)

Overall: C SUCCESS

The Iron Sheik and Raven have been let go after 4+ Extreme Wellness violations.
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