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Topic	Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)
Tom Bombadil 04/30/19 3:45:01 PM #292:	ECW Hardcore TV Wk. 4, 3/96 Scorpio tries to storm into Alfonso's office, but is met at the door by Douglas. The boss is too busy to see him. Scorpio wants Sheik, but Douglas reiterates that Scorpio is too valuable an investment to risk in such an altercation. They did find some less valuable investments to feed to Sheik instead, though! (B-) And in fact, Sheik beats poor J.T. Smith half to death in something vaguely resembling a match. (E+; Sheik was on drugs) Missy Hyatt chats with Francine about wanting to boost ratings, then pantses her. (C+) Cactus challenges Chavo for the TV Title! It's a pretty solid match...until Whipwreck runs in on Cactus, causing a DQ. (C+) Windham tells Dreamer he's gonna take him under his wing. Windham will show him the light, and then they'll start calling him Tommy WINNER! Dreamer seems too tired to blow him off. (C+) Our main event is Taz and Parka against Bigelow and Henry. Faces have the technique advantage, but are unable to overcome the size and power of the monster heels in the end. (C+; Bigelow sustains a Foot Blister) After the match, the Flock come out. Taz is strong, but he is getting nowhere as a lone wolf, adrift on the seas of the midcard. Raven implores Taz to join the Flock in a mutually beneficial arrangement. All Taz can spare of himself is one finger. (D+) Overall: C SUCCESS NEWS -Regional Battle: 1st in all applicable areas -Wrestlemania 12 gets A (ME: Bret d. Taker to retain) -NJPW Final Choice of Battle gets B (ME: Liger/Hase d. Cho-Ten) -USWA Phoenix Rising gets C- (ME: RnR d. Lawler/Jarrett) -WAR Freedom of Golden gets C- (ME: Kitahara/Araya/Nakano d. Fuyuki/Tenta/Kamikaze) -IWA-Japan falls to Small -Savage claims to be carrying WCW; HBK does the same in WWF -Ultimo out for a month with a Twisted Disco Knee -Juvy on the rise -Gran Hamada leaves NJPW -Raw gets B+ (ME: Bret d. Taker) -Nitro gets B- (ME: Road Warriors d. Luger/Bubba by DQ) -WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Malenko/Duggan/Benoit d. Cobra/Pittman/Warlord) -Superstars gets C (ME: Vega/Helmsley no contest) -WCW Turmoil gets C (ME: Morrus d. OMG) -USWA gets C- (ME: Lawler/Jarrett d. RnR) -USWA gets C- (ME: RnR d. Jarrett/Lawler) -AWF gets C- (ME: Windham/Santana d. Simmons/Honky) my favorite part is USWA running the same main event for all three shows in a week Steamboat finds Taz guilty of cockiness --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:921281988] in Extremely ... [t:77161703]...</cite> <quote>ECW Hardcore TV Wk. 4, 3/96 Scorpio tries to storm into Alfonso's office, but is met at the door by Douglas. The boss is too busy to see him. Scorpio wants Sheik, but Douglas reiterates that Scorpio is too valuable an investment to risk in such an altercation. They did find some less valuable investments to feed to Sheik instead, though! (B-) And in fact, Sheik beats poor J.T. Smith half to death in something vaguely resembling a match. (E+; Sheik was on drugs) Missy Hyatt chats with Francine about wanting to boost ratings, then pantses her. (C+) Cactus challenges Chavo for the TV Title! It's a pretty solid match...until Whipwreck runs in on Cactus, causing a DQ. (C+) Windham tells Dreamer he's gonna take him under his wing. Windham will show him the light, and then they'll start calling him Tommy WINNER! Dreamer seems too tired to blow him off. (C+) Our main event is Taz and Parka against Bigelow and Henry. Faces have the technique advantage, but are unable to overcome the size and power of the monster heels in the end. (C+; Bigelow sustains a Foot Blister) After the match, the Flock come out. Taz is strong, but he is getting nowhere as a lone wolf, adrift on the seas of the midcard. Raven implores Taz to join the Flock in a mutually beneficial arrangement. All Taz can spare of himself is one finger. (D+) Overall: C SUCCESS NEWS -Regional Battle: 1st in all applicable areas -Wrestlemania 12 gets A (ME: Bret d. Taker to retain) -NJPW Final Choice of Battle gets B (ME: Liger/Hase d. Cho-Ten) -USWA Phoenix Rising gets C- (ME: RnR d. Lawler/Jarrett) -WAR Freedom of Golden gets C- (ME: Kitahara/Araya/Nakano d. Fuyuki/Tenta/Kamikaze) -IWA-Japan falls to Small -Savage claims to be carrying WCW; HBK does the same in WWF -Ultimo out for a month with a Twisted Disco Knee -Juvy on the rise -Gran Hamada leaves NJPW -Raw gets B+ (ME: Bret d. Taker) -Nitro gets B- (ME: Road Warriors d. Luger/Bubba by DQ) -WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Malenko/Duggan/Benoit d. Cobra/Pittman/Warlord) -Superstars gets C (ME: Vega/Helmsley no contest) -WCW Turmoil gets C (ME: Morrus d. OMG) -USWA gets C- (ME: Lawler/Jarrett d. RnR) -USWA gets C- (ME: RnR d. Jarrett/Lawler) -AWF gets C- (ME: Windham/Santana d. Simmons/Honky) my favorite part is USWA running the same main event for all three shows in a week Steamboat finds Taz guilty of cockiness --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png Tone yo' flab</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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