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Topic	Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)
Tom Bombadil 04/18/19 11:21:02 AM #278:	ECW Hardcore TV Wk. 3, 3/96 Bigelow opens up against new debut YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI in a one-sided but entertaining affair. (B-; Tajiri's No Gimmick Needed gets Above Average) Windham approaches Beulah backstage to tell her she needs to stay away from Dreamer, as she is nothing but a JEZEBEL. Beulah maintains that she wants nothing to do with Dreamer or Raven or especially Windham right now, and stalks off. (C) The TV Title is on the line next, as Chavo retains in a somewhat lackluster outing with the debuting SHANE HELMS. (D+; Shane's Show Stealer gets Awful) The Flock is out. Raven says they have almost come back together, but Stevie needs to prove his contrition. Raven demands that Stevie lick his boots! The crowd doesn't want this, and Stevie is reluctant....but he complies, and seems to be welcomed back into the fold. (C-) Next up, Henry takes on Taz. Taz pushes the big guy, but Henry is able to ride it out this time. (D) Sheiky is out to scream incoherently into a mic for a while about **ING BULL*. After that starts to wear out its welcome, Too Cold Scorpio comes out, but is immediately swarmed by security! Alfonso comes out with them, reminding Scorpio that he is not allowed anywhere near Sheik. Security mobs Scorpio and drags him backstage, to his and Sheik's mutual protestation. (C) Our main event is Sabu and New Jack for no particular reason. It's about as out of control as one would expect, and Sabu appears to take a particularly rough legdrop through a table. However, he hangs on to get the win. (C+; New Jack was on drugs twice; Sabu suffers a Simple Scapular Fracture) Whipwreck comes out to the ring to taunt Cactus some more, continuing to emphasize that he picked the winning team and that Cactus isn't the kinda guy they want representing ECW. This of course brings Cactus out before too long...where he's flanked by Douglas in an ambush! The Network put the boots to him...until LA PARKA comes out with a chair to clear out the ring! He stands over Cactus defensively as the show ends. (C-) Overall: C- SUCCESS; Not enough hott babez ECW have come to terms on the release of New Jack for his fourth and fifth violations of the extreme wellness program. We wish him to not kill anybody in his future endeavors.* no scores or predix form yet tho --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png I've got a home on the other side <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:920691236] in Extremely ... [t:77161703]...</cite> <quote>ECW Hardcore TV Wk. 3, 3/96 Bigelow opens up against new debut YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI in a one-sided but entertaining affair. (B-; Tajiri's No Gimmick Needed gets Above Average) Windham approaches Beulah backstage to tell her she needs to stay away from Dreamer, as she is nothing but a JEZEBEL. Beulah maintains that she wants nothing to do with Dreamer or Raven or especially Windham right now, and stalks off. (C) The TV Title is on the line next, as Chavo retains in a somewhat lackluster outing with the debuting SHANE HELMS. (D+; Shane's Show Stealer gets Awful) The Flock is out. Raven says they have almost come back together, but Stevie needs to prove his contrition. Raven demands that Stevie lick his boots! The crowd doesn't want this, and Stevie is reluctant....but he complies, and seems to be welcomed back into the fold. (C-) Next up, Henry takes on Taz. Taz pushes the big guy, but Henry is able to ride it out this time. (D) Sheiky is out to scream incoherently into a mic for a while about **ING BULL**. After that starts to wear out its welcome, Too Cold Scorpio comes out, but is immediately swarmed by security! Alfonso comes out with them, reminding Scorpio that he is not allowed anywhere near Sheik. Security mobs Scorpio and drags him backstage, to his and Sheik's mutual protestation. (C) Our main event is Sabu and New Jack for no particular reason. It's about as out of control as one would expect, and Sabu appears to take a particularly rough legdrop through a table. However, he hangs on to get the win. (C+; New Jack was on drugs twice; Sabu suffers a Simple Scapular Fracture) Whipwreck comes out to the ring to taunt Cactus some more, continuing to emphasize that he picked the winning team and that Cactus isn't the kinda guy they want representing ECW. This of course brings Cactus out before too long...where he's flanked by Douglas in an ambush! The Network put the boots to him...until LA PARKA comes out with a chair to clear out the ring! He stands over Cactus defensively as the show ends. (C-) Overall: C- SUCCESS; Not enough hott babez ECW have come to terms on the release of New Jack for his fourth and fifth violations of the extreme wellness program. We wish him to not kill anybody in his future endeavors. no scores or predix form yet tho --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png I've got a home on the other side</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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