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TopicBoard 8 Wrasslin' League: A solo-tabletop-game-based interactive wrestling thing
Tom Bombadil
04/14/19 4:04:42 PM
#211:


B8WL PRESENTS IMPLOSION

....I had the update started and then I had the bright idea to click on the pic from CPU's promo and lost it >_> Cliff's notes!

-David hosted Bowser, who was a jerk. David whacked him with a mic and they're gonna have a grudge match (again) once David is cleared for action.

-Bang d. Kenshin very quickly with a flash rollup. Blackthorn Dalinar suspects Kenshin does not have THE THRILL~~~

-Taker is the American Badass again! He beats Truth with relative ease to retain the UCA Title, after David foils a runin attempt from the rest of the MLMF.

-Striker points out that MLMF have trouble getting it done when it counts, and Truth yells at him on his way to the back.

-HARDCORE TITLE: Champion Bowser v. King Maniac64
Maniac decides it's a good idea to turn his back on Bowser to greet the crowd, and gets beatdown with a chair for his trouble. Retreating to the outside, Maniac appropriates a special commemorative Implosion chair and retaliates! It is more padded than Bowser's chair, but it is much more collectible and stylish, and can be yours for only $300 on B8WLShop.com! Unfortunately, Bowser just powers through it and suplexes Maniac on the floor! Bowser finds an ironing board under the ring, and tees off on Maniac's head! Cover! 1....2.....3!
Winner and STILL Hardcore Champ: Bowser

-Miz comes out to check on Maniac, but mainly to raise Bowser's hand and celebrate a bit.

-Mastery of Taybles and Chair on a Pole: Mario (c) and Sonic v. Eddv and Kora
So this one is a chair on a pole match, but with a side pot that the Mastery of Taybles will also be on the line for the first time somebody gets Taybled. Mario opens with a Hip Drop on Kora, after warning the ref to keep an eye on the ruffians. Kora shrugs it off and batters Mario back...only for Mario to hot tag Sonic. Sonic lands a flurry of blows, culminating in a dropkick to the corner. Sonic retrieves the chair and clobbers Kora all over the ring with it, but Kora manages a HOT TAG to Eddv. Eddv elbows Sonic, causing him to drop the chair, and then tags back to Kora. Kora hits a running kick to the midsection, then throws Sonic through the ropes...and through a ringside TAYBLE, winning the MoT!

Kora puts Sonic in the Sharpshooter on the outside until the ref breaks it up. Both competitors return to the ring, but Sonic ducks a charge and gets a HOT TAG. We like hot tags in this game, okay? Mario flies into the ring with some sorta springboard hip attack...cover! 1....2....3!
Winners: Mario and Sonic (but Kora wins MoT)

-Connor McGregor points out that Mario and Sonic won the match, but Kora has their title now, so who's the REAL winner?

-Flair is caught watching NETFLIX backstage! Isn't he supposed to be tangentially against Scare?

-GRUDGE MATCH: ScareChan w/Cena v. Pentagon, Jr.
Cena hits a tope on Penta before the match, just because he (apparently) can. Doesn't slow Penta down TOO much though, as he opens with a nice rana and a flip legdrop. Penta's pissed today, and whips Scare shoulder-first into the post. Penta jabs a thumb in Scare's eye, then goes after Cena on the outside! Low blow on Cena! That'll show him, I guess. Penta gets back in the ring and ties up with Scare, but Cena runs in and breaks it up! It will officially go in the books as a double DQ, since Penta attacked Cena first after the bell.

-Cueto is displeased, and tells Cena to settle down, but Cena doesn't want to hear it! He's got a match now, no matter how many tyrants and bullies want to get in his way!
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