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Topic	Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)
Tom Bombadil 04/11/19 12:54:50 PM #267:	ECW Hardcore TV Wk.2, 3/96 Too Cold is out to once again call out Sheik, but he gets Alfonso instead. Sheik is a crazy old man, and Scorpio is an investment. The Network does not want one of their greatest properties damaged by a loose cannon! That's why Alfonso has been keeping Sheik and Scorp separated. Scorpio is not pleased about not getting a chance to fight back, or about being called a "property," but before he can really speak, Sheik appears to opine that this is f*ing b****! Sheik tries to charge the ring, but security holds him back. (while also keeping an eye on Scorpio) (C) The Pitbulls came up short for the tag titles, but they have a chance to bounce back tonight! Unfortunately, that chance is against the pairing of Mark Henry and Bam Bam Bigelow. The Pitbulls put up a good fight, but the heels prove too tough for them. (D+) Dreamer is still trying to chase down Beulah to talk, and he is again intercepted by Windham. These lusts are distracting Dreamer! Windham wants to see Dreamer get himself back on the right track, and that involves letting Beulah go. (C) It's apparently tag team night, because next up, the Eliminators will defend their shiny new belts against Sabu and Taz! It's a pretty chaotic match, but eventually the polished teamwork of Kronus and Saturn prevails. (C+) Cactus Jack calls out Mikey Whipwreck, wanting answers for the heel turn. Whipwreck says it's simple: Jack was willing to throw their titles away for his own gains, so Whipwreck threw their friendship away for HIS own gains. Besides, the Network's right- Cactus just isn't champion material. Whipwreck has gotten on the winning side, and if Cactus has a problem with that, he can express his frustrations in a tag match....oh, and they've already found him a partner. (C+) That partner is LA PARKA, with whom Cactus will take on Douglas and Whipwreck of the Network. The ref gives them a lot of leeway, and they brawl all over the place. .....La Parka gets a surprise rollup on Douglas, and holds him down for 3! Suck it, haters! (C) Raven and the Flock are in the ring. Raven demands an apology from Stevie. Stevie considers, but apologizes for his insubordination. (D) Overall: C- SUCCESS NEWS -[yet to debut jobber] is out injured for six months* -Raw gets B+ (ME: Diesel d. Michaels) -Nitro gets B (ME: Flair d. Sullivan) -WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Giant/Sting no contest) -AWF Test of Wills gets D+ (ME: Santana d. Blacktop to retain) -CWA-TX Kings of Spandex gets D+ (ME: H. Guerrero d. Alex Porteau for the vacant title) -BJW grows to Regional -Hansen promotes AJPW on national TV -Neidhart claims to be carrying MEWF -Bull Nakano wins the WWA Women's title -Hayabusa wins the FMW Brass Knuckles title -Hot Property Lenny Lane -Superstars gets C+ (ME: Bi. Gunn d. Ringmaster) -WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Zodiac d. Warlord) -AWF gets C- (ME: Windham/Z-Man d. Blacktop/Rich) -USWA gets D+ (ME: Jarrett d. Koko) Kimona shows up late Woman pulls a tasteless rib Sultan: 6/4 Lopen: 5/4 Maniac: 5/4 War: 4/4 eaed: 1/4 5tar: 1/4 Lopen: 59/89 eaed: 53/89 War: 51/62 Sultan: 50/60 !5tar: 25/31 CPU: 10/22 Maniac: 5/4 --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png I've got a home on the other side <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:920345606] in Extremely ... [t:77161703]...</cite> <quote>ECW Hardcore TV Wk.2, 3/96 Too Cold is out to once again call out Sheik, but he gets Alfonso instead. Sheik is a crazy old man, and Scorpio is an investment. The Network does not want one of their greatest properties damaged by a loose cannon! That's why Alfonso has been keeping Sheik and Scorp separated. Scorpio is not pleased about not getting a chance to fight back, or about being called a "property," but before he can really speak, Sheik appears to opine that this is f*ing b*****! Sheik tries to charge the ring, but security holds him back. (while also keeping an eye on Scorpio) (C) The Pitbulls came up short for the tag titles, but they have a chance to bounce back tonight! Unfortunately, that chance is against the pairing of Mark Henry and Bam Bam Bigelow. The Pitbulls put up a good fight, but the heels prove too tough for them. (D+) Dreamer is still trying to chase down Beulah to talk, and he is again intercepted by Windham. These lusts are distracting Dreamer! Windham wants to see Dreamer get himself back on the right track, and that involves letting Beulah go. (C) It's apparently tag team night, because next up, the Eliminators will defend their shiny new belts against Sabu and Taz! It's a pretty chaotic match, but eventually the polished teamwork of Kronus and Saturn prevails. (C+) Cactus Jack calls out Mikey Whipwreck, wanting answers for the heel turn. Whipwreck says it's simple: Jack was willing to throw their titles away for his own gains, so Whipwreck threw their friendship away for HIS own gains. Besides, the Network's right- Cactus just isn't champion material. Whipwreck has gotten on the winning side, and if Cactus has a problem with that, he can express his frustrations in a tag match....oh, and they've already found him a partner. (C+) That partner is LA PARKA, with whom Cactus will take on Douglas and Whipwreck of the Network. The ref gives them a lot of leeway, and they brawl all over the place. .....La Parka gets a surprise rollup on Douglas, and holds him down for 3! Suck it, haters! (C) Raven and the Flock are in the ring. Raven demands an apology from Stevie. Stevie considers, but apologizes for his insubordination. (D) Overall: C- SUCCESS NEWS -[yet to debut jobber] is out injured for six months -Raw gets B+ (ME: Diesel d. Michaels) -Nitro gets B (ME: Flair d. Sullivan) -WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Giant/Sting no contest) -AWF Test of Wills gets D+ (ME: Santana d. Blacktop to retain) -CWA-TX Kings of Spandex gets D+ (ME: H. Guerrero d. Alex Porteau for the vacant title) -BJW grows to Regional -Hansen promotes AJPW on national TV -Neidhart claims to be carrying MEWF -Bull Nakano wins the WWA Women's title -Hayabusa wins the FMW Brass Knuckles title -Hot Property Lenny Lane -Superstars gets C+ (ME: Bi. Gunn d. Ringmaster) -WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Zodiac d. Warlord) -AWF gets C- (ME: Windham/Z-Man d. Blacktop/Rich) -USWA gets D+ (ME: Jarrett d. Koko) Kimona shows up late Woman pulls a tasteless rib Sultan: 6/4 Lopen: 5/4 Maniac: 5/4 War: 4/4 eaed: 1/4 5tar: 1/4 Lopen: 59/89 eaed: 53/89 War: 51/62 Sultan: 50/60 !5tar: 25/31 CPU: 10/22 Maniac: 5/4 --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png I've got a home on the other side</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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