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AvantgardeAClue posted...

Wonder what your least favorite is gonna be. People think it's Spectre but Die Another Day is flipping crazy if you asked me.

Daniel Craig is really polarizing, which I find fascinating because he was just as polarizing at the time he was announced.

I'll just start off by saying I hate Craig Bond. Huge fan of Bond. But the last two I just watched on tv. And after SPECTRE I have no interest in them anymore. Not until they drop this moody realistic shit that has no place in Bond.

Which leads me to my next point. Die Another Day is bad. It's stupid. It has embarrassing cgi. But I would rather have 100 movies like that than ever have another SPECTRE.
They get back the rights to SPECTRE and Blofeld after all those years and thats what they do with it.

Supposedly, Austin Power's ridicule of the Bond formula is what led to the miserable ass Craig movies. And now we've lived long enough to see Bond take a ridiculous plot point from an Austin Powers movie that existed as a joke, and try and do it straight faced. Turing Bond and Blofeld into brothers albeit adopted. How utterly and fucking stupid. And to go a step further with it they have Blofeld claim that all previous 3 Craig film's villains and plots were all his machinations. All to fuck with Bond because daddy loved him more. Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me with that shit? Sure the first 2 were Quantum/SPECTRE agents but they didn't do what they did to specifically fuck with Bond. And Skyfall's villain. He had nothing to do with Bond. Bond isn't even on his radar with what he wanted to accomplish. Yet here comes SPECTRE and it's pathetically stupid script and says oh no. All three worked for Blofeld and did what they did to fuck with Bond. OMG.
Hey, let's have the villain's entire pointless base blow up with a single bullet.
Let's have a magic ring that evidently we're to believe was worn by all 3 previous villains to get their DNA off of.
Blofeld built this entire evil network and rose to be this ultimate bad guy not to control the world or anything. But just to fuck with Bond when the time came. The computer spying software plot becomes a distant afterthought even to Blofeld while he's trying to kill Bond at the end.
Oh and Bond's tiny gun takes down Blofeld's chopper from a half mile away, while Bond if in a moving boat. Even by Bond standards that's ridiculous.
Ah! And don't even get me started on the worst song in the entire series they used.
After QoS's "song" I didn't think they could do worse. Holy shit was I wrong.
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