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The heroes settle down for the night, by a fire made from Vespa's luggage. Barf and Dot are already asleep, leaving Lone Starr and Vespa awake alone. It gets chilly, so Lone Starr gives Vespa his jacket. She worries he'll be cold, but he puts on a brave face. And shivers when she isn't looking. But now that they're alone and not upset with each other, Vespa and Lone Starr start talking. They even have a tender moment as Vespa learns Lone Starr is an orphan left on the doorstep of space monks. They almost kiss, but Dot's "Virgin Alarm" goes off, stopping them from getting any more intimate.

With everyone awake again, they decide to head out already, to get as far as they can before the sun comes up. Barf and Lone Starr look up at the sky, and the scene transitions to that very blazing sun in question.

"Nice dissolve," Barf says, acknowledging the special effects.

The group treks across the desert, Lone Starr and Barf thirsty for water, Dot needing oil, and Vespa begging for room service. Eventually, the group collapses. Fortunately, a group of little desert nomads come along, singing a song. The nomads discover the heroes and save them.

"When did we get to Disneyland?" Lone Starr asks as he sees the desert dwarves.

The heroes are brought to an underground lair. It's very Wizard of Oz on purpose as they go up to a big statue.

"Who dares disturb the slumber of the great and powerful Yogurt?!"

"Yogurt!?" the four heroes say at once.

A door opens up, and a tiny man, which the statue matches, walks out.

"Ya heard o' me?" Yogurt asks in person.

"Oh, he's like Yoda...!" Raven chuckles.

"Who hasn't heard of Yogurt?" Lone Star says.

"Yogurt the Wise!" Vespa says.

"Yogurt the All-Powerful!" Dot says.

"Yogurt the Magnificent!" Barf says.

"Please, please, don't make a fuss," the golden dwarf says. "I'm just plain Yogurt."

But since Lone Starr knows, Yogurt admits he does keep a "greater magic". A "power known throughout the universe." But not the Force, the Schwartz! Yogurt shows off his ring with a big gem-stone-covered letter S.

Lone Starr asks what Yogurt is doing in this cave.

"Merchandising," Yogurt says.

Yogurt explains that merchandising is where the "real money" from the movie is made! There's an entire gift shop with "the picture's name on everything!" T-shirts, coloring books, lunch boxes, breakfast cereals, and even a flamethrower!

"Last but not least," Yogurt says, "Spaceballs the doll: me."

Yogurt pulls a string on the little Yogurt doll, and it speaks, "May the Schwartz be with you."

"That's hilarious," Raven says.

"The Titans don't have merchandise, do they?" you say.

"No, but maybe we should," Raven says.

"Yes, everyone should have..."

A) A Teen Titans T-Shirt
B) A Teen Titans lunch box
C) Some Teen Titans cereal
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