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TopicTeen Titans CYOA: Romance Resurrected Part 11
Cartridge88
02/24/19 6:16:37 PM
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"Perhaps just a snack," you say. "Something to tide us over until everyone is gathered for a proper meal."

"Understood," she says. "I'll let Al to make some Dakos and Keftethakia."

"Tacos and what?" Raven asks.

"No, not tacos," you say. "Dakos. It's bread with various toppings, mostly chopped tomato, cream cheese and olives."

"Oh that sounds nice. What's Keft... Kefta... the very Greek sounding one?"

"Those are more like meat balls."

"Oh well those also sound nice."

Radella nods and leaves the theater.

Back to the film, Eagle 5 runs out of fuel and crash lands on the nearby desert moon of Vega. As Lone Starr and Vespa fight, Barf talks sense into them about the Spaceballs surely coming back to kill them. The group leaves the Winnebago, hauling Vespa's luggage.

They only get so far before Lone Starr and Barf stop to see what's even in the luggage. They uncover Vespa's gigantic hair dryer. Lone Starr is upset, he told her to take only what she needs to survive, and she claims she needs the dryer for her hair to survive. Lone Starr says otherwise and they leave the hair dryer behind.

Meanwhile, the Spacesballs continue their search for the Eagle 5. With nothing else capable of finding the heroes, Sandurs resorts to the VHS of Spaceballs. Dark Helmet is confused as someone actually presents a copy of this very movie on VHS. Helmet wants an explanation and Sandurs says the movie industry has reached a level of production where films are available in stores before the movie even finishes. That still doesn't make much sense to Helmet but the fast-forwarding of the film begins.

The film reaches the recent scene of Ludicrous Speed, and Helmet is greatly embarrassed. He orders they never watch this VHS again. But then the film reaches a point where the television screen they're watching shows exactly what the audience is watching, for an infinite effect. Helmet tests it by waving his hand, and the infinite Helmets also wave their hands.

"What the Hell am I looking at?!" he shouts.

"You're looking at now, sir," Sandurs explains. "Everything that happens now is happening now."

"What happened to then?" Helmet asks.

"We past it."

"When?"

"Just now. We're in now now."

"Go back to then!"

"When?"

"Now."

"Now?"

"Now!"

"I can't."

"Why?"

"We missed it."

"When?"

"Just now."

"... When will then, be now?"

"Soon."

The technician fast-forwards a little more and finds the heroes!

"Where?!" Helmet asks him.

"It's the moon of Vega."

"Good work," Sandurs says. "Set a course and prepare for our arrival!"

"When?!" Helmet shouts.

"1900 hours, sir!" the technician answers.

"By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!" Sandurs says proudly.

"WHO!?" Helmet shouts before his blast shield comes down.

Raven laughs, but you can tell she's careful not to get hiccups again.
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