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Topic	Teen Titans CYOA: Romance Resurrected Part 11
Cartridge88 02/19/19 2:36:24 AM #1:	B "We'll go to the house," you say. "We can get settled in to guest rooms at the same time." "Of course," Radella says. "I'll put another call in to let them know." Radella leaves the kitchen, and you finish helping Smith putting the juices back inside the fridge. They'll be fine, even with the fridge not working, so it's just about keeping them somewhere out of the way. "I'll see you again when we make land, Mr. Smith," you say. "See you then, sir," Smith says. You return to the home theater with glasses of water. "I spoke with Great-Aunt Radella," you say. "Most of the family is busy at work, but we'll still be able to meet with her husband and the younger Null-Xenoses." "Okay," she nods. You two finally finish eating while Spaceballs continues. At the "First Intergalactic Temple (Reformed) of the Druids", a wedding is being held. The princess is being married off to Prince Valium, but she refuses and runs away with her droid maid, Dot Matrix. They even take the spacecraft waiting nearby meant for the newlyweds. Meanwhile, a Winnebago mobile home known as the "Eagle 5" coasts along in space. A human-dog hybrid man rocks out while eating a big bucket of dog food. The captain sleeps in the cockpit but a call coming in wakes him up. "Barf...!" the captain shouts. "Barf!" The dog man responds to the captain and comes into the cockpit. Turns out Barf is the dog man's name, while the captain is Lone Starr. "I'm guessing these are the Han Solo and Chewbacca parodies," Raven chuckles. "Yes, with a little bit of Luke Skywalker thrown on top for Lone Starr," you say. Barf's tail slaps Lone Starr around as he takes his seat. Lone Starr wants to answer the call with audio only, but Barf accidentally presses video. On the other end is robotic mafia henchman, "Vinnie". Vinnie tells Lone Starr and Barf that they're in trouble with the boss, Pizza the Hutt! "Oh, gross," Raven says with a slight chuckle. "This would be funnier if we both didn't just have to run to the bathroom..." Pizza the Hutt, which is of course the parody of both Jabba and the pizza fast food chain, tells Lone Starr and Barf that they owe even more money than before. They now have to get him one million Spacebucks! That's an insane amount for these two, but it's either that or they're executed. On Planet Spaceballs, in the capital Spaceball City, Mel Brooks plays President Skroob, who is on the phone with a constituent. Skroob assures the caller that despite everything they've heard, there is no air crisis on the planet. But after the call, Skroob calls the caller a "shithead", and pulls out "Perri-Air" brand canned air to breathe in. Commanderette Zircon calls on the video screen and reports that Spaceball 1 has spotted Vespa's ship. Skroob is pleased, and says he'll be on his way to the control room. Zircon suggets he teleport, but Skroob doesn't trust that technology. Zircon assures him it'll be fine, "Snotty" beamed her up last night. She uses "beamed" suggestively here. Skroob gives in and lets Snotty beam him over. But his head ends up backwards! "How come no one told me my ass was so big?!" Skroob shouts. Snotty fixes Skroob's anatomy by beaming him back and says he'll walk to the control room. It's only in the next room! Raven laughs while Skroob gives Helmet the order to move in. Dark Helmet wants his gunner to give Vespa's ship a warning shot "across her nose." But when the cannons start shooting, the shots are too close! "I said across her nose, not up it!" Dark Helmet shouts. "Sorry, sir," the gunner says as he turns around. --- Go Catgirls! https://imgur.com/qqQdASu <cite>Cartridge88 posted [p:917722139] in Teen Titan... [t:77496133]...</cite> <quote>B "We'll go to the house," you say. "We can get settled in to guest rooms at the same time." "Of course," Radella says. "I'll put another call in to let them know." Radella leaves the kitchen, and you finish helping Smith putting the juices back inside the fridge. They'll be fine, even with the fridge not working, so it's just about keeping them somewhere out of the way. "I'll see you again when we make land, Mr. Smith," you say. "See you then, sir," Smith says. You return to the home theater with glasses of water. "I spoke with Great-Aunt Radella," you say. "Most of the family is busy at work, but we'll still be able to meet with her husband and the younger Null-Xenoses." "Okay," she nods. You two finally finish eating while Spaceballs continues. At the "First Intergalactic Temple (Reformed) of the Druids", a wedding is being held. The princess is being married off to Prince Valium, but she refuses and runs away with her droid maid, Dot Matrix. They even take the spacecraft waiting nearby meant for the newlyweds. Meanwhile, a Winnebago mobile home known as the "Eagle 5" coasts along in space. A human-dog hybrid man rocks out while eating a big bucket of dog food. The captain sleeps in the cockpit but a call coming in wakes him up. "Barf...!" the captain shouts. "Barf!" The dog man responds to the captain and comes into the cockpit. Turns out Barf is the dog man's name, while the captain is Lone Starr. "I'm guessing these are the Han Solo and Chewbacca parodies," Raven chuckles. "Yes, with a little bit of Luke Skywalker thrown on top for Lone Starr," you say. Barf's tail slaps Lone Starr around as he takes his seat. Lone Starr wants to answer the call with audio only, but Barf accidentally presses video. On the other end is robotic mafia henchman, "Vinnie". Vinnie tells Lone Starr and Barf that they're in trouble with the boss, Pizza the Hutt! "Oh, gross," Raven says with a slight chuckle. "This would be funnier if we both didn't just have to run to the bathroom..." Pizza the Hutt, which is of course the parody of both Jabba and the pizza fast food chain, tells Lone Starr and Barf that they owe even more money than before. They now have to get him one million Spacebucks! That's an insane amount for these two, but it's either that or they're executed. On Planet Spaceballs, in the capital Spaceball City, Mel Brooks plays President Skroob, who is on the phone with a constituent. Skroob assures the caller that despite everything they've heard, there is no air crisis on the planet. But after the call, Skroob calls the caller a "shithead", and pulls out "Perri-Air" brand canned air to breathe in. Commanderette Zircon calls on the video screen and reports that Spaceball 1 has spotted Vespa's ship. Skroob is pleased, and says he'll be on his way to the control room. Zircon suggets he teleport, but Skroob doesn't trust that technology. Zircon assures him it'll be fine, "Snotty" beamed her up last night. She uses "beamed" suggestively here. Skroob gives in and lets Snotty beam him over. But his head ends up backwards! "How come no one told me my ass was so big?!" Skroob shouts. Snotty fixes Skroob's anatomy by beaming him back and says he'll walk to the control room. It's only in the next room! Raven laughs while Skroob gives Helmet the order to move in. Dark Helmet wants his gunner to give Vespa's ship a warning shot "across her nose." But when the cannons start shooting, the shots are too close! "I said across her nose, not up it!" Dark Helmet shouts. "Sorry, sir," the gunner says as he turns around. --- Go Catgirls! https://imgur.com/qqQdASu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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