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| Topic | Board 8 Wrasslin' League: A solo-tabletop-game-based interactive wrestling thing |
| Tom Bombadil 02/18/19 5:09:51 PM #161: | Board 8 Wrestling League presents CYBER, uh, MONDAY -Panthera is out to host david again, and david once again waxes lyrical about his time in UCA. He's looking forward to defending (something?) against Whiskey Nick, whoever that is, but this is B8WL and he has B8WL business to attend to. Kenshin wants somebody to shut him up? Well david's not going anywhere, so Kenshin's welcome to try it himself if he survives tonight's match with Bryan! -Match: King Maniac64 v. Fan's choice Maniac is announced first, hyped that he got on the card. His opponent...the man the B8WL Universe (consisting of CPU alone) chose to face him....Ric Flair! Maniac is all over him at the start, but Flair eventually stops the momentum with a boot to the head. Having let Maniac wear himself out early with power offense, Flair slows down the pace of the match and starts working his magic. Flair slips out of a corner charge...but Maniac comes right back with a big clothesline, triggering a Flair Flop! Implant DDT! It's over! Winner: Maniac -Maniac expresses surprise that he was able to handle a legend like Flair, but Flair interrupts the promo. He was just feeling things out, and Maniac won't get lucky next time! -Match: Fan's choice v. MLMF (Kora and Eddv) Lu Bu is out to introduce the results of fan voting....it'll be Mario and Sonic facing MLMF! Mario and Sonic come out, and Lu Bu looks less than thrilled. He wants to know why everybody considers these two iconic video characters....when he has been iconic for centuries, and is much stronger to boot! Mario and Sonic get in his face...and Kora and Eddv show up and jump them from behind, with chairs! Kora goes for one last chair shot...and Mario wrestles it away! Mario hits a counterattack with the chair! ....which is unfortunate, as the bell has just rung to start the match. That's a weaksauce DQ! Winners by DQ: Kora and Eddv -Sonic is (understandably) furious! Kora and Eddv laugh him off, because Mario wasn't smart enough to see that coming! Sonic says they won't be laughing when they have a rematch...WITH CHAIRS RULES! -CPU is backstage with Anti-Venom, who thinks he can "heal" some of Bowser's power if CPU softens him up! -Fan's Choice Stip Non-Title GRUDGE: Hardcore Champion Bowser v. IhatethisCPU MLMF don't have to go far, because next up is a...LUMBERJACK MATCH! The roster pours out to surround the ring, and it appears that the faces are backing Bowser as the lesser of two evils. CPU slips a corner tackle as the match starts, then grabs a roll of quarters from Caelus and belts Bowser with it! Mario sees this and decides to even the odds with a springboard dropkick! Ref forces him back to ringside, but Bowser has his bearings again, and gets CPU in a bear hug, before falling forward with him. Bowser tries to go for a Sharpshooter, but can't bend CPU around his thicc legs. He instead picks CPU up and misses a headbutt. CPU tries to dance around him, but finally gets caught with a swipe to the back. Sonic tosses Bowser a Power Ring, and Bowser gets a little extra boost behind a shoulder tackle. The ref scolds Sonic and Bowser...giving CPU time to set up....STARSHIP PAIN OUTTA NOWHERE! Both men are down, but CPU's up first, and slides Bowser out of the ring. Truth chokes Bowser out on the outside! Eddv tosses him on the floor! Kora stomps his head! Penta tries to join in, but Bowser whips him into the guardrail and escapes (sorta) back into the ring. CPU sends him right back out with a curbstomp! Truth runs in with a ladder, but Bowser knocks the ladder back into him! Bowser again tries to get into the ring, but CPU knocks him off the apron. --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png A thousand candles of peace ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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