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-Mean Gene and the B8WL HOTLINE (call now!) report on a mysterious phone call placed by the Rock. They were able to trace the other end to Olivier Lenheim, who according to a video montage, took Bangladesh Dupree out for a date last night. Getting Bang drunk worked out about as well for him as getting Schera drunk, but it looks like Bang got a lot out of her system and might not be as vicious tonight. Maybe. That was probably the plan, at least.

((I had to house rule SurSer as well- might work great, might be a disaster. I'm hyped!!))

-#1 CONTENDER SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH: Team Cena (Cena, Rock, Master of Taybles Mario, Sonic, and Hardcore Champ Bowser) v. Team Mundo (Mundo, Strife, Bang, CPU, and Truth)

Mario and CPU start. Mario dropkicks CPU into the enemy corner, whereupon Strife blind tags in and decks Mario. Strife twists Mario's neck for a bit and tags Mundo. Peach hops up on the apron and flirts with Mundo a bit! Mundo slides out to chat her up...and she hits her Final Smash! It's no contact, technically! Mundo falls asleep....and misses the count! Way to mess up the storytelling, Highlight Reel V. >:\
MUNDO has been counted out.

Bang comes in, takes a Mario Tornado, and nopes right back out, tagging in Strife, who once again knocks Mario back on his butt. Towering powerbomb on Mario! !....2.....3!
MARIO has been eliminated.

Rock v. Strife now. Strife stuffs Rock's face in his armpit, and Rock decides he doesn't like that and brings in Cena. The LIGHTNING FIST sends Strife scurrying back to his corner to bring in Truth. Cueto comes out! He doesn't think the stakes are high enough, so in addition to the winning team's captain, ANYBODY who survives will be added to the title match!

Meanwhile, Cena powers out of an armlock and tags Bowser. Truth hits him with a springboard tackle and brings in CPU, who hits a plancha on Bowser. CPU tags BACK to Truth, and they down the hardcore champ with a double dropkick! Bowser is tired of this, and chucks Truth over the top, taking the opportunity to tag Rock. Truth takes a Spinebuster, but retaliates with some body blows, backing Rock into the heel corner. CPU tags in and bounces Rock's head off the turnbuckle a few times, but then takes another Spinebuster! Rock powers across the ring to tag in Sonic, who's still a bit banged up from a few weeks back. CPU catches Sonic by the throat in a choke hold, tagging Strife with a free hand. THE SHOE makes an appearance as Strife whacks Sonic with it. CPU and Truth hold Sonic down while the tag is made to Bang. Sonic spins free and makes it across the ring to tag Rock! Rock comes in hot, but gets a kick to the nuts for his trouble. Bang goes for a tag, but Cena has started taking out her partners! She instead gets a Figure Four on Rock. Cena is sent back to his corner, and tag is made to CPU. With a surge of power, Rock recovers, muscles CPU across the ring with a Full Nelson, and makes the tag to Bowser! CPU rolls out, only to be set upon by the Koopalings, who were hiding under the ring! The Kids do a number on CPU and roll him back in....1....2....3!
CPU has been eliminated.
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