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Topic	Your reaction: A very haggard Santa turns up with your presents from 2000.
UnfairRepresent 12/30/18 6:31:25 AM #1:	You're minding your own businsess watching TV when suddenly you hear a very heavy breathing and dishevelled Santa burst in. His eyes are heavy, face covered in wrinkles, messy unkempt hair, tattered and torn red clothes which have mud and twigs caught in them. He has also lost a lot of weight. "Ho.ho...ugh..Here little lad. I've brought you your presents for being a good boy this year." he says as he rumbles in his sack for an uncomfortable amount of time then pulls out your presents with a shakey arm. A Sega Dreamast with Shenmue and Dead or Alive 2. Batman The Animated Series season 1 on VHS. A bag of marbles. And a Bart Simpson doll. With skateboard, slingshot and dog. "Sorry it took so long but there's just so many kids now you see.. There never used to be so many..And thy all want so much.. Kids used to just want their family and a wooden train. Now they want to escape their family and have everything... and everyone now keeps moving, different homes all the time... And the elves, the poor exhausted elves. They can't keep up. And Mrs Claus just hasn't been the same since the stroke... Ah but you don't want to hear this and I can't stay and chat. I still have 740 million more presents to deliver... Then.. I can finally get a break before next year..." He then almost collaspes as he tries to leave but manages to waddle out and continue his journey. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914914424] in Your react... [t:77345717]...</cite> <quote>You're minding your own businsess watching TV when suddenly you hear a very heavy breathing and dishevelled Santa burst in. His eyes are heavy, face covered in wrinkles, messy unkempt hair, tattered and torn red clothes which have mud and twigs caught in them. He has also lost a lot of weight. "Ho.ho...ugh..Here little lad. I've brought you your presents for being a good boy this year." he says as he rumbles in his sack for an uncomfortable amount of time then pulls out your presents with a shakey arm. A Sega Dreamast with Shenmue and Dead or Alive 2. Batman The Animated Series season 1 on VHS. A bag of marbles. And a Bart Simpson doll. With skateboard, slingshot and dog. "Sorry it took so long but there's just so many kids now you see.. There never used to be so many..And thy all want so much.. Kids used to just want their family and a wooden train. Now they want to escape their family and have everything... and everyone now keeps moving, different homes all the time... And the elves, the poor exhausted elves. They can't keep up. And Mrs Claus just hasn't been the same since the stroke... Ah but you don't want to hear this and I can't stay and chat. I still have 740 million more presents to deliver... Then.. I can finally get a break before next year..." He then almost collaspes as he tries to leave but manages to waddle out and continue his journey. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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