She literally saw I was sitting by myself at a bar and was like "why don't you come sit over here with me and my mom?" And about 10 minutes in her mom leaves.
So whatever I don't think much of it and then she spends the next two hours basically verbally undressing me
"You're really shy and bashful aren't you?" "Why do I make you so nervous?" "You've been hurt by women in your previous relationships?" Etc
But she doesn't say much about herself the whole time and I'm thinking the whole time something is up.
She finally goes "you know how you can tell how I'm feeling? Look at my mouth." And she's kind biting down on her thumb and goes "what do you think this means?" And I start stammering and she goes "really? Alright." So finally I go "well I'm afraid to ask, because I think I know the answer, but where is your kid's dad?" And she responds "I'm married"
She starts talking about how he doesn't feel anything for him, how they came to this exact same bar a week ago and no one in the bar even thought they were together
We finish our drinks and she says she's cold and wants to go outside so we sit outside and just listen to the drunk people when suddenly she pulls me in and starts kissing me. And we're making out outside the bar where she just explained the owner's son is best friends with her husband and he can literally see us. Eventually she goes "you should bring your bike over to my car, and I'll give you a ride." So its about 2:30 am at this point and I walk my bike over to her car a block away, and we start kissing again and I realize why she wants to give me a ride when she says he's gone this weekend with the kids, but I agree to the ride home and sure enough we end up at her place instead of mine and I make no objections.
Come into her place and there's not much talking. She said she loves kissing more than anything and we keep making out where I was actually complimented for the first time about that in my life. I always thought I was average or nothing special because I never got complemented.
After we did the deeds she hugs me and goes "so what did you learn tonight" "I don't know" "OMG I've failed as a teacher" so she leans in again and says "no, seriously what did you learn tonight?" And I lean in and kiss her and go "to go after what I want" and she responds "do you want me?" And the only smart ass answer I have is "should I?" So she smiles and hugs me and says "I hope you text me" and we part ways
This story is either bullshit or the lady sounds like a psycho. ---