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Show 22

-Mario welcomes us to the Mushroom Kingdom, with special guest SBAllen, representing our proud sponsor, GameFAQs! Allen and Mario banter back and forth for a bit about the recent character battle, before they are interrupted by Bangladesh DuPree! She mocks Allen's refusal to take on characters outside of gaming, and suggests that the reason the site is dying is because everybody knows that webcomics would destroy all of his darlings, just like Draven did! Heck, she could take out that plumberboy of his even! That'll be her Christmas gift to the world at Survivor Series.

-Cueto is seen backstage admiring Bang's gumption, and tells us how great tonight's card is going to be. He's also excited to bring you KWIK ATTACK (Incineroar and Truth) as an official team tonight!

-Match: Rock v. Bang
...Bang doesn't make a great case for herself, and gets barely any offense in en route to a squash. Commentary is mainly talking about Cena being the first eliminated at Backlash.
Winner: Rock

(NB: I have retconned Incineroar's stats now that I've seen him in Smash- he is now more like a heavyweight grappler than a junior >_>)

-Match: David and Eaed v. Kwik Attack (Incineroar and Truth) w/Guzma
The faces get the early advantage with some fluid teamwork, culminating with David chucking a small Christmas tree at Incineroar. After a long period of isolation, Incineroar finally manages to tag out to Truth, who struggles against David. Truth smacks David with the small tree and tags out...but Incineroar eats an End of Days. There's the UCA Special! Incineroar....TAPS!
Winners: David and Eaed

-Incineroar seems quite upset. He wanted to make this work, but he knows where he'll be more appreciated! He pulls out a letter....he's been offered a spot in Smash Brothers! Incineroar signs the contract in the middle of the ring, then walks out the door, growling at the fans.

-Mundo lights a Cena armband on fire to get us used to the destruction of our heroes.

-Match: Cena v. Mundo
Angering Cena proves to have not been Mundo's best idea ever, as Cena comes out fired up and draws Mundo into a brawling match. Mundo gets a late surge, but it's not enough to overcome Super Cena.
Winner: Cena

-Cena points out that Mundo's been on a losing streak ever since Sonic and Mario wrecked him and Bang at Feast or Fired! Mundo's getting old, and in fact is too slow, and maybe that's why Penta named him #1 Contender!

-GRUDGE MATCH: Wiggler v. CPU
The fans are behind Wiggler, but he's probably gonna need more than that against the maniacal leader of MLMF. Starship Pain right off the opening bell, followed by a twist on one of Wiggler's legs. Wiggler turns red and charges, but CPU easily sidesteps it. CPU rolls out of the ring and grabs....a Jack O'Lantern, which he stuffs onto Wiggler's head! Mumbling something about holiday gimmicks, he DDTs Wiggler through the pumpkin, then ends it with a boot scrape and cocky pin.
Winner: CPU

...I am not gonna finish this before I have to go to work, so we are gonna have to pause it there sorry >_<
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