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Topic	who was the last person to see you completely naked?
Kenneth_Writer 12/13/18 10:14:38 PM #37:	HagenEx posted... Jesus O.o Sorry to hear that. Like I said, I've never had anything major happen to me except for a torn ACL, all this stuff kinda gives me the creeps. If you liked that one, I have all kinds of stories about my various injuries. For instance, one time I opened a cupboard, forgot the door was open, stood up and bashed the top of my head against it, then the bottom hinge came off, and it smacked me in the face. I ended up getting a bloody nose and a chipped tooth from that one. =P Another time I was a wee little Kenneth, and I was trying to open a can of spaghetti hoops. The lid went inside the can, so I tried to fish it out, and I ended up cutting half of my index finger off. They managed to reattach it, but it isn't anywhere near as responsive and I can't feel it as well as my other ones. Yet another time was when I was coming out of my bedroom, and I slipped in the hallway and slammed my foot in the wall, I ended up breaking 3 of my toes and threw my back out from how hard I hit the ground. One thing you'll learn about me is that I'm very accident prone, and about 30% of my body is scar tissue. <cite>Kenneth_Writer posted [p:914089071] in who was th... [t:77299008]...</cite> <quote><cite>HagenEx posted...</cite> <quote>Jesus O.o Sorry to hear that. Like I said, I've never had anything major happen to me except for a torn ACL, all this stuff kinda gives me the creeps.</quote> If you liked that one, I have all kinds of stories about my various injuries. For instance, one time I opened a cupboard, forgot the door was open, stood up and bashed the top of my head against it, then the bottom hinge came off, and it smacked me in the face. I ended up getting a bloody nose and a chipped tooth from that one. =P Another time I was a wee little Kenneth, and I was trying to open a can of spaghetti hoops. The lid went inside the can, so I tried to fish it out, and I ended up cutting half of my index finger off. They managed to reattach it, but it isn't anywhere near as responsive and I can't feel it as well as my other ones. Yet another time was when I was coming out of my bedroom, and I slipped in the hallway and slammed my foot in the wall, I ended up breaking 3 of my toes and threw my back out from how hard I hit the ground. One thing you'll learn about me is that I'm very accident prone, and about 30% of my body is scar tissue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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