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| Vicious_Dios 12/09/18 4:10:26 PM #20: | This is fucking hilarious, but I'll bite. - Under 6' tall - Much taller than that. Like, way more. - Lanky/skinny build - I'm swole as fuck. - Under 7" penis - Much bigger than that... while flaccid. - Bald(ing) - Still have my full head of hairs. - IQ below 130 - I is smarter then thas. - Brownthat - Mix of green, blue, and gray, baby! - Any kind of mental disorder - Nope. Liberalism in these bones. - Bad social skills - Nope. The only friends I need are two, and they're always with me. - Bad eyesight - 20/20 x-ray, binocular vision. - Below 8/10 facial aesthetics - I'm symmetrical as fuck. Chiseled cheekbones, square jaw, and mean eyebrows. - Can't grow a full beard - call me wolfman. AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO! - Non manly sounding voice - deeper than Marianas Trench. - Vegetarian/vegan - They're tasty, but not enough meat on them. - Stupid looking alien-shaped skull - Da fuck? - Don't read at least one book per month - Trick option. Reading is for dorks, nerds, and doofuses. Sorry, you re not worthy of my chilluns. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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