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>Aver: Fight this bird and bullshit your way through

You sigh and crack your knuckles. "Well, Ms. Finch, if you were as much of a loser as I used to be, you'd understand that all of these expenses are not of luxury, but of need. However, I assume you are not one to listen to reason as you are now. As much as I'd hate to do this, it seems like I will have to force reason into you."

She rolls her eyes, metaphorically of course as are the limitations of birds. "Yeah yeah, call your dumb dumb secretary already like you always do, SIR."

"What? No. I'm kicking your ass myself," you say, pounding your fist into your palm.

Suddenly, her eyes glimmer as she flies circles around you. "Wait, you're gonna fight fight me?!! BY YOURSELF SIR?!!"

You tilt your head. "Uh...yes? Ms. Finch, I am having a lot of difficulty understanding you right now. This isn't usually a situation to be ecstatic about."

She flutters in front fo your face. "What are you talk talking about sir??? You NEVER respected me enough to see see me as an adversary! UNTIL NOW NOW, SIR." She then stops flapping her wings and tries to put up fisticuffs. "NOW PUT EM UP UP, SIR--" alas, she falls to the ground since flight does not happen for free. "I'll admit-mit, you win this one, sir. I'll waive your abuse of luxury spending this time around, and I won't be quitting. Please make make wiser decisions in the future, sir."

You blink a few times, still trying to process what the hell this bird is on. "Ooookay then. Lovely meeting this was then. For your troubles, you can keep all the luxury stuff I bought."

She flies back up. "Even the Ferrari, sir?!??"

You nod. "Even the Ferrari, Ms. Finch."

She divebombs back into the papers, then flutters back out. "Oh, happy happy day, sir! You forever have have my loyalty!" she screams, then flies back into the papers and stays in there.

You scratch your head and walk out.

Just as you step foot into the hallway, you are surrounded by animal-soldiers pointing spears at you.

A large figure emerges amongst the soldiers. He tips his ever-familiar fedora. "That's the REAL impostor, men."

Two of the soldiers grab you by the arm and start escorting you down the hallway. You try to resist, but their hold on your is too firm. "Ugh...y'know what, that's fair. This is just fucking fair."

"Y'think you're REAL slick, huh? Trying to pull a fast one on the Big Bad Minotaur? I'll--"

"Yeah yeah, what the fuck ever," you say, rolling your eyes. "Look, I don't really give a damn what you do to me, but where's Casey?"

He snorts. "Actually doing her job, unlike you. Not that it matters since you won't be working with her anymore, I'll make sure of that!"

You sigh as you're dragged away further down this Labyrinth.

Eventually, the soldiers drag you to a room full of prison cells, and throw you in one, shutting the gates.

They walk away, with the Minotaur's shitty laugh echoing throughout the cells.

Welp, you're not really sure what to do now. Escaping by yourself doesn't seem like an option.

You look up to the ceiling, with the intent of screaming to the game. "Work with THIS," you say, snapping your own neck.

...

In the next moment, you eyes jolt open with you gasping for air.

The same scientist guy from before looks at you with disdain. "Aver. Seriously?"

You roll your eyes. "Just put me back in the game already so I can be somewhere not in that cell."
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