@VectorAgent EMPRESS WAYNNESCOTT THE BEWILDERED THE WISE b. September 1st, 1043 r. February 21, 1088 February 9, 1119
On her first day as Empress, some jackass adventurer wanted to buy her land in her primary duchy! Fuck off.
So Im supposed to play her as Napoleon Complex. Which in the context of this game, I guess means shes going to go to war a lot and generally be aggressive/rude/domineering. Works for me! I dont know how tall she is, but maybe we can pretend her complex is about her fucked-up face. I dont know how she became disfigured, but well say shes disgruntled about it.
During a succession, I lost my +2 Axe, but I just got another one, so its okay. :) (I dont actually use it. I just like the idea of having it)
One of my vassals took over a province in Wales many generations ago and I still have it for some reason. It makes for a good raiding spot though, since I can raid all my Catholic neighbors (including a theocracy!) without paying for my boats to carry loot.
We found a woman who we believed to be a witch. The peasants accused her of causing their crops to fail. I threw her in the dungeon.
Wynnescott is raising her grandson, Raka. In preparation of him being a religious/peaceful character, I made him Humble when he got an event about being a Prideful braggart.
On the other hand, Wynnescott became proud when someone offered to chronicle her family history.
And then she became a Viking after plundering neighboring Welsh counties.
In the interest of getting more land and reaching the final holy site, Paderborn, I declared three small wars at once.
Ha ha, this is off to a promising start. ---
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