Quirky nostalgia character that we are stuck with forever now. Mr. Game & Watch has a set that goes full RNG. Playing him more casually, honestly, in such a sense, if you are picking him its probably just to go around trying to 9 people to death because nothing is more infuriating than losing to full random. Hes way deeper than that, of course, but honestly not the most exciting of characters. He is, after all, a single color flat 2D thing.
I adamantly disagree with this take. Also, DK is basically the one heavyweight who isn't slow!