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>Aver: Talk to the treasurer (Positively)

You take an exaggerated deep breath, then flash a forced smile. "Fine. Bring her to me and--"

Amber looks away awkwardly. "Um, please do not shoot the messenger sir, but she absolutely demands that YOU come to her."

Your smile cracks a little. "Alright. I'm gonna have to put my foot down for this, aren't I?" You sigh. "Just...lead me to her then, babe."

She nods and waves her hand. "Good luck, sir," she says, before opening a portal at your feet, subjecting you to newfound gravity as you fall through.

You crash down on hardwood floors. Mending your butt from the fall, you look around and see disheveled stacks of papers lining the confined walls, as well as papers and notebooks lying chaotically on the floor.

You grunt as you stand up. "Uh, well I'm here. As per your demands, your majesty," you say sarcastically.

From a hill of papers appears a...hummingbird? It chirps angrily as it launches itself out of the papers and towards your face. However, it stops abruptly just inches away from your eyes, as is the erratic flight of a hummingbird. "You're late late late!!!" it says as it pecks your nose. "Enjoy your nap nap, sir??? Because I surely had enough time to do do the exact opposite!!"

At a loss for words, you take a step back, then clear your throat. "I apologize, miss treasurer, but--"

She pecks your head again. "Miss treasurer?!! Did your new human form mess mess with your noggin, sir?!! Have you forgotten your best best best treasurer, Finch, sir?!!!!"

You cover your head in a panic. "Ack, please, Ms. Finch, can we be civil about this?"

"Civil?!!!" She divebombs back into the pile of papers and flies back to your face with a paper with big red numbers. "A year's supply of Mountain Dew. A pair of Air Jordans. An anime body pillow. Two-hundred dollars worth of Steam games? A FUCKING FERRARI, SIR??" She shoves the paper in your face. "DO YOU THINK THINK WE ARE MADE OF MONEY, SIR?? You'll buy buy a Ferrari but not health insurance for us??? I NEARLY DIED DIED JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO BEING CHASED AROUND BY A HULKING IDIOT PLAYER, SIR." She yanks the paper off your head and slaps it on the floor. "So, SIR, please, do tell tell me what you have to say about this because I am ready to QUIT QUIT QUIT in a MINUTE if I don't hear a good good reason here!!"

You blink in awe trying to process her fit. And also trying to process what the absolute fuck the actual Minotaur was doing with the money.

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