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| Topic | Character Battle X Contest Analysis Crew - Part 9 |
| Surskit 12/05/18 6:38:52 PM #279: | Oops, I didn't know this match was today! I signed up to the guest spot this morning. Surskit's Last-Second Guest Write-Up Here I am, repping for the guests. We just saw Mega Man win handily against the rat in its re-match, but we also just saw Bowser put up basically the exact same numbers against Crono. In other words, this match is a total waste, and there's nothing much to see. So let's instead have fun and pretend that Tifa has been lurking in the shadows, just waiting to show her full power! 30 November was the last day of No Nut November, and the hentai fans were simply withholding from even looking at a pixelated picture of Tifa during the sprite round. This perfectly correlates with her performance against Sephty later. Indeed, today everything is different. The rallies are on, and they have valiantly assembled their forces to strike back against a woman who shamefully hides under the weight of a robotic suit. After pulling that ridiculous upset against Sephiroth, Tifa's fans are more determined than ever to keep her on the home page for as long as possible...! Samus better be wearing her Varia Suit tight, folks! Tifa's revenge will be ever so sweet, as she manages to completely obliterate Samus by doing a whopping 1% better than in her last match! Predix: Samus "Weaksauce" Aran - 57.93% --- .-#Elements of Water#-. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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