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Korruptor
11/23/18 8:33:12 AM
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Obviously the best place to survive an apocalypse is on some island and it will be a theocracy where everybody will be forced to worship the Michelin Man. The sacred text will be some coloring book with squiggly lines written in it. There will be a democracy of some sorts where people vote for the person to be the human sacrifice to the Michelin Man where he/she will "ascend" by being necklaced with a "sacred" tire. Why the Michelin Man? Because there is bound to be some mother****er to do the same with some random car part he/she found in the ruins, might as well beat him by getting the most relatable mascot there is.
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